Worst As Seen On TV Products – RANKED

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(alarm rings) (playful theme music) (fire blasts) Good Mythical Morning – Everybody's got those days where they drink a 6 pm espresso and then binge a season of Bojack Now it's 3 a

m and their mind is racing because they said, "You too," when that cute ticket taker said, "Enjoy your movie," yesterday – (chuckles) And the best way to combat late night restlessness is with some trashy paid programming – That's right – But what is the worst of the worst when it comes to as seen on TV ads? – The Mythical team has trudged through the annals of time to uncover the most ridiculous as seen on TV products, and we're gonna decide which one's the dumbest

It's time for Ranked: Worst As Seen On TV Products Mythical team member Stevie, Christine, Jordan, and Emily are going to be presenting as seen on TV products along with the ads that they come with – Yeah they're gonna make their argument and then we're going to rank them and award the worst as seen on TV product of all time All right Jordan, why don't you go first? – So I've got the Wax Vac, which is a space blaster for ear wax – [Announcer] We all know we shouldn't use cotton swabs to clean or dry our ears

Wax Vac is quiet, listen See how gently it vacs water and dirt, leaving your ears clean and dry You just empty it out when you're done Stop using other ear cleaners that don't work, and stop using cotton swabs that can damage your ears – Ow! (laughing) – Ow! – Such a great piece of infomercial over acting

– Ow! – Ooh, I have to drain this pasta, whoa, my house is on fire! It's just like, all right Yes, this is from the folks at Hampton Direct It pulls dirt particles and moisture out of the ear with gentle suction It's cordless, costs $999

– So it shoves water in and then sucks it out? – Does it take water out? It puts water in and then takes it out? – Oh no, it takes water out, no, it gently draws moisture and debris I was confused, I was like, there's no tank on it – Should we put water in though? – No You actually have a little– – There's moisture in there – [Stevie] Ew

– [Rhett] There's a little, oh, there's a little black piece that went right in there – Ew – What? – Yeah, you had a little black piece – Oh, push harder – Ow! – Deeper

Deeper, deeper, deeper – [Rhett] That's as deep as it goes, man – Push it, man Push it – Should we leave? – This makes me feel very, very uncomfortable

And that's as far as it goes – I like this one It feels good, you try it – No I'm not using that – No no no

– Clean it – I need my own Wax Vac – Wait, I wanna see what is in– – Okay let's see if it got anything, is there like a tank? – Yeah, you have to empty it over a sink – Don't you see? – Jordan, did you try this? – Not on my ear but I can confirm that it feels great on the human nipple (laughing) – Did you wash it after? – Oh look, look– – No

– That's the black thing that was in your ear, look at it – What is that black thing? – I don't know, there was a black thing – Oh man, I think– – Well to me this is a great produce, so why is this bad? I mean, it feels great, it sucks hard We're good to go, right? (Rhett laughs) – Sure, yeah Maybe this is a great product

– It's great So I'm putting this, I don't wanna put it at four, but maybe I'm just weird – Yeah well that is affirmative All right next up is Stevie – How about an egg scrambler for ya? – [Rhett] How 'bout it? – [Announcer] Do you scramble eggs like this? You never get a perfectly blended egg, and then there's the cleanup

But now there's the egg scrambler It scrambles an egg while it's still in the shell The egg scrambler perfectly blends the egg white and yolk in only five seconds – Okay – It's true! – That sounds amazing

– So this is the Egg Scrambler from the 1970s from Ronco – Ron Popeil – Oh! – And it's a little vibrating needle that pierces the egg shells, scrambles the egg inside In the 70s, it was $777

We paid $50 for it on eBay You know what's weird though is that I remember a commercial from when I was young like in the late 80s and from what I remember, the camera's pushing down a hallway and there's a closed door and you hear a vibration sound and you cut back to a closeup of this husband and he's like, "Honey?" and then you keep going towards the door and she's like, "Oh yeah!" And then he opens the door and then she's there with her Egg Scrambler and she's just like, "It's my Egg Scrambler," and he's like, d'oh, and he looks at the camera – D'oh – Yeah – Are you sure you didn't just dream that? – Yeah no, I made all of that up, but it would have been a better commercial than what we saw

– Let's try it – Wait so she's using the egg scrambler in her bedroom? – Yes she is – Sensual ad – [Emily] She brought it as a cover up – Okay now I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, guys

I'm gonna try it So I know that you pierce the egg first – [Link] Oh gosh I would– – Oh! – It's on there – It's on there, and then you press down

Oh man Ooh! – My question is not whether this works, it's why? – I feel like you could use this as a ear wax remover as well – Oh, with the needle in there – All right the moment of truth We're gonna see if it actually scrambled

– Well I think it does scramble, but– – Hold on, but that felt good, I will say that As the only person who was touching it while it was happening, it felt good (taps egg) – [All] Whoa! – It works! – Whoa, that is amazing! – Wow! – Well they wound up discontinuing it 'cause people started sharing needles (laughing) – Now I just don't know why I mean, well– – Here's what I'll say

It's pretty cool if it's actually more trouble than just putting a bunch of eggs into a bowl and scrambling them – Yeah – Cleaning up eggs is like kind of one of the easiest things, they come right off with water – [Link] That is a very consisted scramble – Oh they got you with the consistency

– Yeah like scrambling an egg is like the first thing you learn how to do when you're learning how to cook I feel like if you had a machine in your house that was just for Top Ramen, it's like you don't need that – Absolutely – It could make a good candy bowl though, and when someone reaches in they're like (mimics buzzing) Got ya

(laughing) – It could make a good torture device You put your eye on it – Oh – [Link] I'm putting this at two, what do you think? – Yeah I really don't need help scrambling my eggs and I'm more than a little bit afraid of that needle, so yes, it is a worse product Next up we got Christine

– Hey So this is Wonder Arms, a total arm workout system – [Link] Okay – [Announcer] Listen up ladies Are your arms and shoulders saggy, flabby and out of shape? Isn't that the one area you could never find a solution for? – This right here, it ain't sexy

– That is my chicken wing – This is the fat – A little schnitzel right here That's what I'm not a big fan of – [Announcer] Introducing Wonder Arms, the breakthrough fitness sensation that all women are talking about

– All women? – All women I know, they're like, listen up, ladies We're all like uh-huh I'm listening – What was the audition process for that commercial? You just step in the room like, look at that! – Like a lot of double waving

(Emily laughs) I don't know, I feel like this product, the action that you achieve in the muscles that it worked could be done with anything, like reaching for things, right, it doesn't– – Well Link you tell me, are you feeling your triceps? – A little bit, I am – Your biceps – It looks like a replica like Legolas Lord of the Rings bow that I got at Comic Con – Whoa! – Oh my goodness – No! – Dangerous

– Look at that – That's not advised – That's exciting – Well you're supposed to feel your triceps, your biceps, your shoulders, your chest, your back and more Do you feel more? – I feel a little pain where it hit me in the wrist

– Did you let go of that on purpose? – Yeah I was doing the Legolas It was a good idea it seemed like – Thank you – Oh there's a beginner, intermediate and an advanced band You're currently on the intermediate band

– Let's see if I can get a burn going while you try to convince me this is, oh good, it's dangerous once you get– – Yeah I feel like you could just row a boat instead – Did that woman– – Who's got a boat? (laughing) That's the simpler version of this? You just buy a boat – Simply buy a boat – Try it – Did the woman call her arm a shitzel? – Schnitzel

– A schnitzel – But a schnitzel is like a thin piece of fried chicken – Yeah, that's what it looked like (chuckles) – She's very, very specific in her body dysmorphia – I don't know– (laughing) – It's like what does it look like? (groans) So much shame

– I think there's some fellas who date ladies out there who like a thick arm I like, you know? – You like a thick arm – I like a thick arm – You like a little schnitzel – I like a little schnitzel for lunch

– [Christine] A little chicken wing? – Have a nibble on your schnitzel – [Jordan] Add a little sauerkraut – (laughs) Eat my shitzel – Think of all the other words they used before they landed on schnitzel – The fact is, there are many ways to tone your arms

– Can I get your head? – That don't involve, like potentially injuring yourself with shards of plastic This is stupid – And this isn't replicating any particular, you could go to a gym and go to every machine and this would not be an exercise that you would do – That's an argument for this being– – Hey, we're filling the white space in the arm exercise market – So you think it's good? – I'm getting a little, my chai-ceps

(laughing) I found new muscles, that's what more is It's your chai-ceps – That's the muscle you work out when you take your chai tea from Starbucks – So you're saying this is good, and I felt a little burn – I'm saying that if you did this and nothing else, I mean you might get swole

But I think you gotta do it more than minutes a day, we're talking hours – But you could just use the resistant band without the actual machine and get the same result, right? – I don't know, Christine – No, nothing, Christine Nothing at all – Doesn't feel the same

– It's at number four – But I think we could all agree that sometimes a schnitzel arm is beautiful (all clapping) – Yes – Especially on a single mother – Oh

– Oh yes – [Jordan] And a first responder (laughing) – All right Emily, what do we have? – Oh boy, it's Rejuvenique It's an electric mask you willingly put on your face to fix your stupid face – [Announcer] In essence, Rejuvenique does for the face what exercise does for the body, and the way it does that is there's a control unit that during a facial session actually sends an impulse up to the zones in the mask, and actually activates the face and skin to exercise, tighten and tone

– [Announcer] These impulses start in the forehead facial zone and about every 20 seconds, automatically move one zone at a time through each of the 12 facial zones – Oh my – Okay, Emily, tell us some more (screams) Oh goodness – Wow! – Yeah

You really make yourself look beautiful for the Purge (laughs) – [Emily] We'll say this, I couldn't fit any fava beans or Chianti in this tiny mouth hole Zero stars! (laughing) I'm gonna take, it smells like a bitter divorce in here – Oh gosh I'll take it

– Here you go, guys Woo, all right so that commercial is actually from 1999 – What? – Wow – First of all, show 'em the inside of this Look at that, it's just a bunch of thumb tacks

– Does my face look like Hellraiser just like made out with me, or what happened? It just imprinted? – No you look all right Give us some more info here – All right cool, so it delivers nine volt electronic impulse gold plated facial cushions electrocuting your face just to like revitalize and work out your facial muscles – [Link] It's got a phone with it – Yeah you could

– Can you hear me? – [Rhett] Yes – I'm about to turn this thing on – [Rhett] Oh it hurts – It does, a little bit – One's right into your eyebrows

– [Christine] Beauty is pain – So there's a pulsation control that goes from on to 10, and then I'm gonna press start so, I'm turning it on – [Rhett] Oh I heard a noise – And I'm gonna press start – Oh no

– And that's on two, going to four, going to six You feel anything? – Hold on, turn it Just slowly go to eight – Eight– (Rhett groans) (laughing) – You look like the phantom of the soccer moms (grunting dramatically) – Stop it, stop it

I mean I'm choosing to believe that you're faking, but it's on 10 – [Rhett] I'm not feeling anything except a little embarrassment – You know if it doesn't work, you could at least use it for what to do with your face when people talk about matcha or sports That's what I want it for – Just put it on– – [Rhett] I've gotta do my treatment now

– Tell me more about Bitcoin – (grunts) Exactly (laughs) – [Rhett] I'm not feeling anything – You're not feeling anything? – You're into crystals now Cool

– I don't hear it – Those spiky things just hurt, man There's no electricity and even if there is, it's nine volts I mean, what is that doing? It's not doing anything It's not rejuvenating anything, Linda Evans

– It just looks creepy – Linda Evans is doing something right She's a beautiful woman, a beautiful older gal – Well I think this might be a mask – Oh okay

– Okay, so– – It looks very mask-like – At this point, let's decide, because the number one slot is open Is this worthy of the worst as seen on TV product? – Well it doesn't work I think it would scare your family Yeah, in my mind, the Rejuvenique is the most useless, worst as seen on TV product that we have seen today

– It is ugly, it is stupid, it's scary, it doesn't work – But if you wanna attract Jason Voorhees, I think this is a hot commodity – There you have it, Linda Evans You've sponsored the worst product as seen on television – The definitive list

Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing – You guys say, "You know what time it is" – [Crew] You know what time it is – I'm Dave – And I'm Megan

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