Which Vacuum Sucks The Most? (TEST)

– Which vacuum sucks the most? – Let's talk about that (upbeat music) – Good Mythical Morning! – Tomorrow is our season 13 finale

We are taking a teeny, tiny, three week break and then we're gonna be back with Good Mythical Summer starting Monday May 28th where we'll be airing episodes Monday, Wednesday, and Friday – Yes, but today we're sampling snacks from Japan and finding out if the Titanic really sank, or if it's all a conspiracy cover up – Hmm, but first did you know that vacuums weren't invented just to scare the crap out of cats? – No – Believe it or not, some people actually use their vacuums to clean up – But which vacuum cleaner can clean up the competition? – Oh

– It's time for, Will This Vacuum Suck It Up Or Just Plain Suck? – We're gonna be testing the eight highest-rated vacuums on the market We are doing this tournament style, and we've created some messy situations to pound these vacuums head to head to see which, nozzle to nozzle? – But they really won't touch, probably (laughing) I guess that sounded more violent than what's gonna actually happen – They're both gonna suck things that we, messes we've made And then at the end, we will have crowned one vacuum king

(playful music) Let's say your grandparents recently passed away and your brother got their acreage in the will – But they left you their ashes – [Both] Yay – Next thing you know, your toddler mistakes the urn for a Hatchimal – And then, bam! – Whoa! – Wow! Grandma! Grandpa! – This is Grandma

– This is Grandpa – Stop it, toddler That's ashes of a freaking relative What are you doing? – Okay, so there is pretty similar spillage – Alright, man, that's a bit morbid

– We'll set them back here Just so you know, that is not human ashes – Okay, so over here we have the iRobot 890 from Roomba Now this thing is very highly rated on Forbes It is autonomous

– I have the Bisel 1984, which was a great year, AirRam cordless for $199 This thing can go totally cordless for 40 minutes – I did not say but mine's $500 It is a robot – It is a robot though, you're right

– Our main test is gonna be more about cleaning ability and then if they're tying on that then we'll start to factor other things in – Okay so the way this thing operates is you just step on it I'll give it one nice one and back Oh ya – [Link] He's hit the mound

– Grandma's pushing back – You're bulldozing her to the edge – [Rhett] Oh that was a femur Oh it's kinda just spreading it now – [Link] Oh my gosh

– It's kinda painting grandma all over the carpet – This is horrible – [Rhett] Okay – [Link] Alright stop it – Wow, sorry grandma

– You basically just– – Smeared her (laughing) – Alright let's see what happens with grandpa and the Roomba – Okay You're just always into high tech stuff – There is a feature on here that's more of a spot cleaning feature

So it'll stay in one spot and just go in a circle So I'm gonna put it right here (laughing) – Put it right on there (laughing) Oh gosh – This is a bit extreme

– Hey, this is a real vacuum test, man – I'm hitting the spot targeted area – [Rhett] Okay – [Vacuum] Move Roomba to new location – Oh, "Move Roomba to new location

" That's what she said – [Link] The problem is it's not level – So start it next to it, 'cause that's kinda what I did I didn't come right on top of it I pushed her to the edge

– Okay here we go (upbeat music) – [Rhett] That seems happy – (coughing) Stand back, it's creating a fog of ash Oh my gosh (upbeat music) (audience laughing) – [Rhett] Okay I guess the Roomba forfeits this round

– Ya, if you're in the market for an autonomous vacuum cleaner, this one's highly rated But for our purposes, we're going with the Bissel (upbeat music) – So it looks like Uncle Randall was enjoying his favorite snack, nutmeg, on the white couch like he's known to do – He gets really excited when he's watching Matlock He's like, "Oh, the case"

– Ya, I don't know how this one's gonna end – Just goes everywhere And we've got two slightly different colors of burgundy vacuum cleaners going head to head this round First up, we've got the Bissel Zing bagged canister vacuum This thing costs a whopping $50

– Only $50 – $50 – And over here I've got the Miele Complete C3 soft carpet power line This thing is $800 – Good gosh that's a lot of nutmeg

– Ya, I'm gonna test this one first Now the interesting thing is that this thing has a couch setting It better for this price You turn it on Then I'm gonna go to the upholstery setting

– Okay that it brought it down a little bit The energy was kinda low but– – And I'm just gonna bring it across – Really push that nutmeg into the upholstery That's good – Okay, now that was the upholstery setting, so I think I could go even harder than that, but just, you know, we'll ease into this

– You got up a lot, but you also smooshed a lot into the upholstery Now I'm gonna go with a light touch here This one doesn't have any settings – (laughing) On – On or off

Okay here we go (laughing) What? – Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on – Ya! – Alright cut it back off – Eat that, Miele – Now I feel bad about this

Even though there is a couch setting, I feel like I've got to put it on the full blast setting – Alright do it – To see what happens – Do it There's no way that this is better than that $800 thing

– I mean, I'm sorry to say it's– – You've smeared it into the couch – It's got these things on it which may help in some environments, but when Uncle Randall's been eating nutmeg, it sure doesn't help It's definitely not worth paying $800 versus what you just accomplished with 50 bucks – Wow, look at that Another Bissel moves on (laughing)

(light upbeat music) – Now in my experience, these wedge pillows are not great for sleeping They are more suited for other activities – Well it looks like the cats agree Two saucers of Merlot later, and look what they've done – Yes okay, in this round I will be operating the Kenmore Elite pet friendly 31150 vacuum cleaner

This thing is $199 and it is actually the 2018 Consumer Report's number one rated vacuum Although it looks like the 1968 number one vacuum This is an old-school style But it is the top vacuum right now – Mine is $180

It is the Shark Navigator Lift Away Professional, and it has a special attachment that is called the Shark pet hair power brush – That's convenient because that's pet hair – So I'm gonna give this thing a nice little pet hair stroke – Once over? – Yep and then you have the same attachment right? – A similar one, ya – Okay, fire it up! Okay it's spinning there

– Whoa It's getting bogged down Oh, okay Okay that's a good once over Okay, cut it

– Cut it – Okay it did a pretty good job It definitely could do the job But you've got a little hair bunching here, and you had a little trouble Okay let's see what this one can do

Whoa! – Sounds powerful, whoa! Now you gotta hold it with your foot like that – [Rhett] Okay – Keep it level Bring your hand down There you go

Oh ya Kill it Kill it – Well we've got absolutely no hair bunching The little piece that I left there was really my own fault for not keeping it level

But it did not have any trouble with that at all – And we've got a nice clean streak here that the cats can go ahead and take advantage of once again Alright so this isn't horrible So good work, Shark – But the Kenmore is going to move on

Hey look at that, we agree with Consumer Reports for once – Yes (light upbeat music) – Sugar's hidden everywhere these day If you look closely at this powdered sugared donut, you might be able to see some powdered sugar on the outside of the donut – And because sugar is so bad for you, we probably should just be eating our donuts after sucking the sugar right off of them

– Ya, so that's what we're gonna do – Okay, I over here have the Dyson V7 Motorhead, $299 This thing is light, it's cordless It's got 30 seconds, 30 seconds (laughs), 30 minutes – You've got 30 seconds to do the job

– You better be quick, brother 30 minutes of battery powered suction power – Okay, and how much is it? – $299 – Okay, I have the Dirt Devil This is the cheapest one we're gonna be testing today It is 45 bucks

– Okay, alright – Alright I'll go first? – Sure – I'm just gonna turn this thing on and I'm not gonna apply pressure I'm just gonna use the suction to take off the sugar, 'cause I wanna eat these after

– Right, you gotta get the sugar off – Firing it up There we go, I've made contact It's working, a little Okay

– Well you definitely left a mark on a number of them – Ya it kinda started grinding them down, but simultaneously not removing the powder – Ya there's still quite a lot of powder on there Let's see what the Dyson can do – Whoa, gentle

Oh ya, lay it down Oh ya – [Rhett] Oh look at that – Oh ya Okay, we've got the gentle cleaning power of a Dyson

– Ya and you know what, it didn't cut into them at all I mean this is still very edible Why don't you give it a taste? – Ya, you first – I mean there's still some sugar on there, but I probably lowered the calorie content by 20 to 30%, which is what vacuums are for (laughs) Remember that

– And plus I like the pink color – It looks cool It sounds cool And that guy on the commercial kind of makes you feel stupid for not buying one – I ain't stupid

– Alright, we're moving on with the Dyson (light upbeat music) Let's say you've got some new neighbors who've just moved from a small Scandinavian town and they practice some strange traditions – And let's say one of those traditions is leaving sardines on your welcome mat as a way to represent a bountiful harvest and good fortune – Or it just means they hate you Google translate wasn't really clear

Either way, we've got to clean it up – Yep, and this is the Bissel off In front of Rhett, we've got a AirRam And then I've got the Zing – Okay so I think we're just gonna roll over the sardines

Let's go at the same time, forward and backwards in sync – Okay Here we go Forwards – Oh gosh

Oh gosh Alright, mine did pretty good And then back Okay, now stop Oh it stinks

– Wow again, look at the little guy man – Dang – A forward and back – Ka-zing! – I mean you go over that a couple more times and you're done This is doing the thing that it did with grandma and just smearing it right into the floor mat

– Ya 'cause mine doesn't have that stupid twirly thing underneath it – Are you telling me that we're sending a $50 Bissel into the finals? – We're singing the praises of the Zing – Yes (light upbeat music) Don't you hate when you've got a beach day planned, and then it rains, and you've gotta make a sand castle inside? – And don't you hate it when you make sand castles inside your house and then you realize, I don't know which vacuum is best at cleaning this up – Ya

– Well let's figure that out – Our other semifinal contenders are the Kenmore Elite that we talked about before Consumer Report's favorite vacuum – And the Dyson purple wand thing – (laughs) The D7

The purple wand thing – I'm gonna go from the top and just shave it a little bit – [Rhett] Okay – You know, see if I can shave it down – Shave this side so everybody can see

– Here we go – Oh wow Oh that's nice It's kind of spreading it around Oh it's sad

– Okay, okay – I think you broke it – No I just filled it up (laughs) – Okay – Well the canister's reached it's limit

– Alright I might need a little help with this one, Link, because I wanna try to get it level I'm gonna come around here to the side like you did – Okay – But I might need your help to– – We're gonna shave this one down? – Ya – This can also double as like a most satisfying video ever video

Ya Pull it back Pull it back Pull it back It's heavy

– Let it go down, ya Let it get on there Ya – Oh ya, now we're cooking – Ya, alright

– This is so dumb The vacuum's getting a lot heavier, alright – Look at my crotch – We've filled her up Well I really feel like this one went a lot further before it gave out, and if you're cleaning up sand castles that's what you want

– The weight was hard to get it on top But then we also used that to our advantage – It was a two-man job – Ya that's definitely a negative I mean this thing, it only stopped because it's full

– Ya you could just take it out, dump it – I empty this thing and I'm effortlessly cleaning up everything – And it's cordless – And it's still purple – Alright, Dyson moves onto the finals

(light upbeat music) – This strawberry mascot just got back from a birthday party at Cotton Candy Randy's house – And Cotton Candy Randy vomited peanuts and confetti on him like he's prone to do when he gets excited And then he came to us because we had two vacuums – Don't worry strawberry We have two vacuum cleaners

A Dyson and a $50 Bissel (laughing) – Why don't you start with the Dyson – You want me to fire up this Dyson? Check it out, it's purple – Cool – Ya that's got a lot of mileage

It's got a lot of mileage for Link – [Link] Oh ya – [Rhett] Wow – That's pretty good Does that feel good? – No

– Oh I think you just put some peanuts down in his pants Wow, I mean that's pretty amazing– – That is nice, man – How good of a job that did Let's see what the Bissel's got – I can tell I'm a strawberry now

$250 cheaper – You know what, it left, it had some trouble with some peanuts and it's leaving quite a bit If you get in there close you can see that the Dyson left so little – Ya it did Whoop, hush little child

– So you know what, it was a valiant, it was a valiant stand by the Zing And I gotta say, for 50 bucks, whoops sorry I just broke it (laughing) For 50 bucks, this thing is pretty powerful and impressive – But the purple routed one takes the cake, man – That's right

The Dyson V7 is the vacuum that sucks the most – Take that however you will Congratulations Dyson, you've done it – Next up, we're exploring unbelievable snacks from Japan – Dear mythical beasts of the land down under, we're coming to see you in July

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