What’s All Over My Body? (CHALLENGE)

– Can we guess what weird things are on our bodies? – Let's talk about that (upbeat music) (fire roaring) Good mythical summer! – You may remember a while back, we did a game called What's Up My Sleeve

– I remember – Where we stuffed stuff up our sleeves and the other person had to guess what it was just by looking at it, plus a few lifelines Well it turns out the rest of our bodies got jealous – Uh-oh – So today we're gonna throw on some skin suits stuff stuff all over our bodies and go explorin'

It's time for– ♫ It's my body and I'll hide what I want to ♫ Hide what I want to ♫ Hide what I want to ♫ You can guess too ♫ What I'm hiding from you (Rhett laughing) – You look great – Hello, lumpy man I too am very lumpy – I'm lumpy in lots of places – Oh, you got a lump in the backside

– Yeah, it's very flattering, especially this angle – I have a lump in my middle back – Okay, so basically what's going on here is we're both human game boards and Link doesn't have his shorts on – [Link] They didn't give me shorts I asked for no shorts

– Okay, well I'm wearing my shorts today (crew laughing) Link's not wearing his shorts – I didn't, I wanted to make this easy for ya – Yeah, well I don't have anything up in the shorts region and you do have two things in the shorts region So I guess it does make sense

– More than that (crew laughing) – Didn't need that Okay, so there's associated money values, Good Mythical money values with these different objects So if you can guess what's on the other guy's body correctly you get the associated Good Mythical money – And in order to help us with our guessing, we each have three lifelines that we can use

Stroke it, poke it, or smell it – [Rhett] Yeah – You can only use each one once per player You're already studying me, you ready to play? – Yeah, I'm studying, man – Okay, you're taller so you go first

– [Rhett] Okay – You have a laser pointer like me? – I do, I do, here it is – As I see you've got 200 – Now this is 100 right here, is that for this? – [Link] This is for, this is for this – And then 300 is for this thing right here

(crew laughing) Now let me see– – Yeah, that thing – Let me see your other side 50 – 50 Yup and then right here, got a 200

– Ooh – And then on the back, I got something back there I don't even remember what it is How much is it worth? – That's worth 50 as well – Okay and then on my foot I got a last one

So make your first choice – There's a 50 on your left hip, right? Let me see that – [Link] Yeah, right there – I just don't know what that is I feel like I need to poke that

– Alright – Okay – Poke Mmm, you didn't pick a good spot I'll give you two more pokes if you give me two pokes

Mmm That's three pokes Alright, there you go – It's like a cup of some kind that's– (crew laughing) Am I this stupid? – What about that piece? – Oh, it goes all the way down It's a plunger! (crew laughing) – So your final answer

– It's a plunger My final answer is a plunger – Let's bring in Chase, the autopsy surgeon, ie a coroner to expose this thing

(Link screaming) You look at that – Mhmm, hmm, hmm Yes – There you go, Rhett – That is what they call a plunger

– You just earned 50 Mythical dollars – 50 Good Mythical monies (crew laughing) – Good Mythical monies, okay – Yeah – Alright, now it's my turn

Mmm, I'm pretty sure I know what this 50 is That's pretty easy Should I start with that? 'Cause you just got 50, right? – [Rhett] Mhmm, mhmm – So I'll need to match you Hmm, right here on your chest

Now the money, you gotta move the money It's covering up the item Take the money off It's covering up your item There we go

Thanks for allowing me to see the thing – Hey, listen man, I'm just the game board I didn't place these things – And that goes, man, what the heck is that? Let me see that 500 on your arm there – Let me put this money back here

– [Link] What is that? – That's 500 – And then on your leg Man, what is that? Play this, oh look at that – You can actually see right– – I think I can – You can see right through that one

– I think I'm gonna go for the left knee and I'm gonna say those are maracas – Are you sure? (maracas rattling) – Just a hunch (crew laughing) (maracas rattling) Shake it – Are you sure? – That's not a lifeline Chase, crack him open, that's my final answer

– Hey, don't cut my maracas (crew laughing) I'm getting that done in the fall (laughing) – Yeah, baby! Look at that! – That's right You got my maracas, Link – A hundred Mythical monies! – Here you go, early lead

– For daddy lumpy suit – Okay, man Okay, I've fallen behind I used a lifeline and I also got less points I gotta get something without a lifeline

So this whole thing in the front, that's a hundred? – [Link] Yeah, this whole thing right here – Is there any logic to why it's on that part of your body? – Nope but there's a logic to it being in my suit – Let me see the back again I know before this is over, I'm gonna end up strokin' this thing on your rear (crew laughing) 200 on your left arm

Now let me see that left arm So this is clearly, has the shape of an iron Am I gonna have to stroke your arm? – Maybe you wanna pull it I mean, poke it – What would you suggest I smell, if I had to smell something? – The crotch

– You would ask me to smell that? – Would you please smell my crotch $300, Rhett – That's quite a gamble Okay, I'm gonna- – Smell my crotch for $300 – Okay, I'm going to go

Gonna go down – He's taking a knee (crew laughing) Sniffalifagus to the maxi-maxicallus – Are you sure that's the thing? And by thing I mean this thing – Yeah

Are you getting a scent? – Yeah, it is a product of the sea Now the question is what product of the sea is it? And it seems to me that that does not have the shape of a fish necessarily To me that has the shape of an octopus – Chase, conduct surgery on my crotch – Croctopus

Crotchtopus – Boy, that makes me nervous – Oh no, no, oh, oh, no, no No no no, it's a freaking crab! You've got crabs That makes a whole lot more sense

(Link shouting) – Watch out with that blade! – Sorry, sir (Chase laughing) – Oh, his skull! – You've got crabs in your crotch – Look at that and he's still alive Okay, here I goes Man, what is that a Game Boy? There's no definition to that

This is how big your thighs should be by the way Look at how small that one is You need to do some squats – I missed leg day – [Link] This 50 is for this thing way down here? – [Rhett] Mhmm

– [Link] It looks like a pot of grapes maybe – A pot of grapes? – A pod – Oh Or was it– – A bunch of grapes – Yeah

– Man So I'm ahead by a hundred I gotta continue to expand my lead So I'm going $50 saying that is a canned soft drink For an extra 50 I'm gonna say it's a Sprite

– No you don't, that's not how the game works (crew laughing) – Alright, so for $50 I'm saying give me that Sprite! (Link laughing) I know how y'all think Yeah, I'm thirsty I'm thirsty for some Mythical dollars (crew laughing) Woo! Sprite it is! – Correct, Link! It is a Sprite

Take your $50 and your Sprite Okay, we got a hundred down here – You've gotten, you've been camping out in the crotch area So now you gotta go elsewhere – Man, I just feel like I'm gonna have to stroke something because I feel like I could get one good long stroke right in this area but if we go on the back I'd have to stroke– – This is 50 though

– [Rhett] No no no, that's 500 if I stroke your booty – [Link] Oh, oh, this? – [Rhett] Yeah – [Link] Good luck with that – But if I stroke the whole thing, you're not saying I'm not gonna learn anything? – I'll learn more than you will (crew laughing) But you know what, I think you should stroke this daddy

But you know what, I'll make it more interesting I think it's difficult I'm gonna give you $200 – Wow – If you get that one right

– You're like the banker now You're just assigning value– – Look at that – To things – You have a chance to take the big lead, all you need is just a nice stroke – I gotta learn a lot with this stroke

(crew laughing) – Don't stop 'til it's over Well there you go, there's your stroke (crew laughing) – I mean– – I can tell, you still don't know what it is – I really felt it – [Link] You got a special connection with this thing

(Rhett laughing) – Oh, I know what this is! This is a fat chef! This is a fat chef! It's a fat chef! – Final answer? – Yes! That is a freaking fat chef! – [Link] Cut on this side (crew laughing) – [Rhett] It better be Yeah! (Link screaming) – Oh, that hurts! There he is! I gave birth to a fat chef! – I'd rather just have him – Alright, so I'll keep my $200 – No no, I want the money

I want the money – Alright I really wanted you to get your fat chef back 'cause he was hurting me – Man, I really felt him up too – So a hundred point lead for you

Man, this is still difficult I've got poke it and stroke it and smell it I got all mine I gotta start using some lifelines – Yeah

– So move that again, $200 – If you use a lifeline on this, I believe that you will get it – You want me to stroke it? – Well you could do whatever you want – I will stroke it (crew laughing) It's lumpy

It's a big slab – Okay, hey hey Whoa, hey hey That was, you're getting into more than a feeling at this point – A big slab of something

– Think about where it is – Ribs! Yeah, it's a big slab of ribs! Final answer! – Final answer? – Cut him open! Rip it open, Rhett – Did you go to medical school? – Rip it open Yeah! Ribs! Yeah, look at that – You could have 'em

You could have 'em – Thank you – They're good, they're cooked – Oh, they smell great – Yeah and they're not human

They're actually, they're pigs – Nice – $200 more – Alright, so I take the lead again – You're up by a hundred which means that really the only way I can have a chance if I go for the thing on your butt

– Yeah, 'cause this isn't here anymore No 300 – Right 'Cause I didn't get the crab And your butt is worth 500

Okay, well what is that? It's some sort of rod It has flexion, it bends with your booty Is there any significance to it being in the, in that region? Is it like a prod? Is it a cattle prod? – I would say no, it's not a fully flexible cattle prod Now you don't have any lifelines left – I have nothing

So at this point– – You know what? – I'm just guessing big hot dogs and stuff like that – I mean, I'll give you an extra stroke – Really, you'll give me a stroke? – Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna beat you anyway – Oh, really? – Ooh yeah, smack talk – Okay

– Don't smack it, just stroke it – Yeah yeah yeah And I'm just gonna stroke just it (crew laughing) – Hmm Okay

– Did you stroke from end to end? – Yeah yeah yeah It is a, a fruit or vegetable It is edible Now we have to guess, is it a rhubarb? Is it a zucchini? Is it a plantain? (laughing) – Is it a plantain? – Because it could be any of those things but that's gonna be a big old long plantain (crew laughing) It could be a rhubarb

I saw rhubarbs in the grocery store last night That's why I got rhubarb on the brain but what are the chances that you guys found a rhubarb? Pretty low – I can't stay in this position much longer I need a final answer What is your final answer? – I'm gonna go with zucchini

– [Chase] Be very still – I can feel it ripping Oh, it is a Japanese eggplant! – Japanese eggplant? – Look at that Not a zucchini That's it

You know what, Rhett, you can have that – Do I get this? – You can get that, yeah Alright, just for the glory, I'm gonna guess one more Now if you turn around, this one on your back is worth 300 points but it's coming out and I think it's a baby's head So I'm not gonna guess that

Is it a baby's head? Oh my gosh, just leave that (crew laughing) That is wrong looking Stop that Do that on your own internet videos – Okay, I'm not the one who brought the baby out

– So look look, I could have got 300 points for that but I was magnanimous I'm going for the big $500 'cause I've got a poke it and a smell it – Okay, you can do, you can do all if you want to I don't think you're gonna- – Oh, it's mushy It's like a wadded up piece of clothing

– Hmm – Let me smell it – [Rhett] Smell it all you want – It smells fresh, it smells like bread – Mhmm, okay

Mushy bread, huh? – What is this? It's a wadded up piece of clothes that smells like bread But it's cold, it's like a net It feels like a net Man, imma say this is like a 500? Man, it's wet – Mhmm

You've gotten wet just touching it – Oh, smells like pee – Went from fresh to pee real fast didn't it? – It's a wig soaked in urine Final answer God, guys

It smells horrible right there It smelled like bread now it smells like pee? Am I off? What is this? – Now you gotta do a whole lot more than typical but– – It is, it is a wig! – Yeah but it's not urine, it's just water – It's a wig – It is a wig soaked in water – I get at least 250 bucks for that

– Yeah, you can have all 500 of the Good Mythical monies if you want Congratulations, Link – Man, that is twisted – I'm not gonna try to hide anything in my clothes from you ever again (Link laughing) – No you won't

Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing – We'll see you on Wednesday – You know what time it is – I'm Jojo from Salt Lake City, Utah and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality – You too can hide stuff in your clothes if you get the pocket tees available in lots of styles over at RhettandLink

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