We Went To The Butt Disco

(upbeat dance music) (soft jingle) – With every year that passes, our booties sag a little bit more (makes fart noise) – But luckily for us there is an exercise class called Butt Stuff

– So we're gonna do that – [Stevie] Of course, Rhett and Link had no clue what they were in for (heavy techno music) – [Link] Hey, hey – Hi – Hey we're here for Butt Stuff

– [Stevie] It was at this point that Rhett and Link realized they had no clue what they were in for – I'm Hyperbody – Hyperbody is your name? – That's my name, don't wear it out – I peed a little bit already – Oh you did

That's great It's good to be a little nervous The workout's gonna be a little intense What are your names? – Rhetterbody – That's great

– Linkerbody – Oh yeah – Now, we wanted to do a little before and after just to see what kind of progress we make throughout the class, so I brought a quarter I'm gonna bounce it off of Link's butt – Maybe you should lay down on the floor for this

– On the cheek, here we go – Pinch them real hard, come on, give it all you got – [Rhett] I think it went in your taint, I don't know if it's coming back – [Stevie] It was never seen again – All right, let me see what I got

– Clench it – I'm really clenching it – Right in the crack again, everyone's favorite slot – Oh, oh gosh Find anything back there? – So just remember Butt Stuff is a safe place where the back door is always open

– Is that right – So let's get started ♪ Aruba, karate ♪ ♪ Don't forget your body ♪ ♪ Aruba, karate ♪ ♪ Don't forget your body ♪ ♪ Aruba, karate ♪ ♪ Don't forget your body ♪ – Oh my goodness My wife's gonna kill me for being in this position – [Hyperbody] Yeah

– That was great, thank you – [Hyperbody] All right – That was excellent – [Hyperbody] Not too bad, not too bad – Thanks for having us

– It's been really cool – Oh no, no, we're just halfway through – It's gonna get more difficult? – Just a little Next up, we have a little competition It's called the Butt Walk Brace

– [Stevie] It was at this point that Rhett and Link realized that earlier, when they thought they'd realized what they were in for, they actually had not fully realized what they were in for – [Hyperbody] One cheek at a time so cheek heel, cheek heel Make a little rowing motion – That's how my dog washes the floor – Well your dog probably does it like this and that's cheating, all right

– That's actually your dog expressing its anal gland – Gentlemen, start your engines (Link makes whirring noise) Get set Go! (upbeat music) Come on (grunting) You gotta move

Go back and forth, let's go Yeah! That's good, get it, get it, get it – Come on! Just do the work, little man – [Hyperbody] Yeah! You did it, all right All right, you guys ready to (vocalizes) bubble your butt? – [Stevie] They certainly were not

– [Hyperbody] Extend that right leg And we're just gonna pulse We're gonna go muffin holder, opposite leg We're gonna do butt pulses for 20 Extend that leg, bring it around

Yeah – [Link] Hey, check this out! – [Hyperbody] Oh nice, some partner stuff I think you guys have done Butt Stuff before – Butt buddies – [Hyperbody] So this is our grand finale, all right, we're gonna burn it out

– Do I go over the top or go? – Some sort of torture device? – [Hyperbody] We're gonna open up for business – Sorry

Sorry Sorry Sorry – [Hyperbody] Three, two, one You just bubbled your butt with Hyperbody

– [Stevie] It was at this point that Rhett and Link realized they no longer had the ability to realize anything Their butts hurt too much – [Link] You've outdone yourself – Work it up – It is

– [Rhett] Three, two, one, butt stuff! – Did it bounce? – Whoa, look at that, you got a lotta distance on that one – Three, two – Ooh, you both gotta come back to class, I'm sorry Maybe you need a little personal training also I'll give you my card

Bye – [Stevie] And with nothing more to realize, they left, knowing neither they, nor their butts, would ever be the same again – [Link] Now click through to see us try and guess the unhappy disturbing endings of classic fairy tale stories – [Rhett] Get our original music on Spotify, iTunes, and Amazon

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