We Try Soap Cutting

– Predicting the next trend on the Internet is just about impossible Case in point, people are now cutting soap and cleaning up with hundreds of thousands of views

– Yeah, apparently watching people cut soap tickles the same part of the brain as ASMR videos and those visually satisfying videos You know we've talked about those before This is one video from the soapstagram community – [Man With Glasses] So it's just soap and hands, that's it And a knife

– [Man With Beard] And a knife – [Man With Glasses] But I can already see, oh, there's some sound – [Man With Beard] It is satisfying to watch – [Man With Glasses] Yeah, the way it just, it just travels right through it – [Man With Beard] Gotta be careful

Gotta be so careful – Well, those blue nails are like safety devices, I guess – We didn't paint our nails but we do have soap and we do have utility knives – And if you keep watching, she just cuts through the whole bar of glycerine soap, just like what we have here We're gonna try that out

If you do it in person, like at a live show, you also can add the smell factor – Are you talkin' about a 4D experience? – Yes! Now we're gonna try this and I've been given clearance to use this knife– – Oh gosh – While also using these gloves – All right, here I go – Where are your gloves? – Well, famous last words, where I've going I don't need gloves

– [Man With Glasses] Oh, the way you're cutting too seems– – Oh, look how smooth! – Oh, yes – Oh – Can I touch that? – Well, you have your own – You can lick it, do you wanna lick it? – No, it's soap, I'm not that easily fooled – But we have to one-up these videos

This has gotta go viral, man – Have you seen the soap licking channel? – The soap licking, they cut it and then they lick it It's crazy Like they were cutting it and I was like, "That's so satisfying" And then the next thing I know, they started licking it

You gotta see it It's so smooth – Oh! I'm glad I had a glove on – Did you just hit yourself? – Now the thing is, I'm noticing that, the more deliberate and slow and steady you are, the more satisfying that it is to me And I think it's satisfying to watch because you know how satisfying it would be to do it

– Look, look what I'm doin', look what I'm doin' – [Man With Glasses] Oh yeah, it's like bread slices – It's like welcome to the bakery Welcome to Rhett's Bakery He serves soap

– You do find yourself wanting to eat it But I'm not going to – But look how smooth it is on both sides Just give it a lick Just give it a lick, get the views

Give it a lick So smooth – It's not bad, either (crew laughs) Pretty good It's a good tasting soap

– It's 'cause of the smoothness – Yeah, but let's keep going The soap cutting game, turns out, has many layers We give you cube cutting See, this is pre-cut in like a crisscross fashion

– [Man With Beard] Uh-huh, oh, oh, oh! – [Man With Glasses] Oh, that's nice! – [Man With Beard] It's like soap bars for Stuart Little – It does look little cheese for a little mouse – Now this is how, I don't know if you've ever watched me do this, but I can do an avocado like that because Ms Allison Fishman, 'member her? Back, way back – The voice of mash potatoes

– The voice of mash potatoes taught us how to do that So I do the scoring of my avocados – So it's prescored Oh, yeah! – And look if you've got any very small babies that need to be cleaned, they can line up and you can give 'em a little touch of soap This is for the very frugal, like you

Very frugal dad who's like, "Take a cube of soap, this is all you get, kids" – I've been cleared to use this knife with this thoroughly scored piece of soap – Your bar has been scored every whicha' way – But loose All right, so I'm gonna- Oops, that's the tip of my thumb

I'm okay Uh, why don't you take over? – I have a knife, I have a knife Okay – I will lick it when you're done – I may not do any better than you but let's see

Yeah, I did better than you – Oh yeah, there it is It really looks like cheese It makes you hungry – All right, everybody, everybody gather 'round

Take a cube, put it in your mouth Pop it like a pill Uh, how did this become part of it? – This is like some Tyler Durden situation (spits) Mmm, not good People are also getting their ASMR on via vegetable peeler

There it is – [Man With Beard] Aw, yeah, aw, yeah, now – [Man With Glasses] It just looks like coconut heaven coming into there – I totally get this Totally get it

– You can imaging yourself doin' it Or we could just do it – You don't have to imagine it, Link Just do it – Look at that right there, I've got– – Show us how it's done

– I've got a couple of 'em here – Your little sailboat soap – Now she was going towards, I don't like going towards myself – Well, you've got a glove on Do whatever floats your boat

– Oh, look at, look at how pristine that color is Whatever floats my boat? – That's why I said it – Oh, I thought you were– (crew laughs) Thought I was onto somethin' – Does your soap float? Soap floats is one of my favorite parody movies – Look at it, guys

– That is pretty cool right there What you've created right there – It's so happy making – Oh, it smells good – You wanna know the key to happiness? – I just can't help put things in my mouth, I'm sorry! – Slicing soap is the freakin' key to happiness

– Well, Link, I love what you're doing over there but I kinda feel like you can take it a couple of steps further – Oh, wow You goin' Jersey Mikes on me? – Yeah, I am – Oh, wow – Well, here we go

What'll it be, soap? Uh-oh – You already messed it up? Watch your fingers now Slowly – [Man With Beard] Aw, yeah – There it is

I gotta say, man, the blunt force trauma of what you're doing is not as satisfying as this Pay no attention to the man with the deli slicer I actually think all the cameras are on you – Look at that! Look at those slabs I'm creatin' – Oh, that's nice

Now you're gettin' it – [Man With Beard] Take yourself a slab, put it in your mouth – It's like sliced teas Eh – I can make you an SLT

– Oh, all right, that's good It's thoroughly clean – Look at this – Turn it off before I accidentally put an appendage in there – Look how many, look how many slices

I tell ya, if you took your soap and you sliced it like this and you distribute it amongst your family members, think about how long this would last You'd be like, "You get this, one week "You get this, two weeks" Think about how much money you would save if you just sliced your soap before you put it on your body – I'm sorry I wasn't listening to you because I was in a satisfied zone

– Okay, I totally get this trend – You know what I'm gonna be doin' the rest of the day – Make sure to add licking to the agenda What I just did right there, 700 more views 700 more

– You're welcome and thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing – You know what time it is – Hi, my name is Eric and I'm from Garner, North Carolina This is a bar of soap carved to look like a teddy bear and ladies and gentlemen, it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality – Lick it, man

He didn't lick the soap – He did make it there though, representing Garner Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning – And click the top link to watch us guess Jello Pudding flavor combos in Good Mythical – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land

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