We Try Floral Foam Crushing ASMR

(upbeat music) – Dannon has ability to constantly find new things that are oddly satisfying is as impressive as it is, well, satisfying And the latest example is a video trend called crushing floral foam

So today we're gonna try it Come with us as we take a trip to the weird part of the internet – Yes, we want you to look at this show as your window to the weird part of the internet The sneeze guard on the digital buffet It's gonna get weird, but you're safe with us

– Yes – Don't think– – This is floral foam – Uh huh – Now you've seen this stuff These foam bricks they soak up water like a sponge

They act as a preservative to prolong the life of flowers They also hold the flowers in place but on the internet they're used for something else Odd satisfaction (scratching) (crunching) – Ooh, yeah – I'm starting to get it man

– I see where this is going – You know how like nowadays you'll have a television up and then you'll have like a screen saver on it with pictures? I'm starting to think I'm gonna start running these satisfying videos on a loop on my television instead of like a wallpaper – You'll become overly satisfied – Oh – You don't wanna do that

Then you'll lose all appreciation for your wife and children What you need to do because you can't hold sharp things is you can figure out what to do with that spoon While I play with a knife – No, I've seen 'em scoop it before but I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you do it first Hold on, before you do it I did notice that in a lot of these videos the title in parenthesis says no talking

– Yeah, I'm not gonna talk (scratching) I'm scoring it, I'm scoring it (scratching) – That size (scratching) I wonder what it would sound like going through your finger (scratching) Okay

I'm getting a little bored (scratching) Now what? Oh yeah, here we go – Here we go – The big one – This is the money shot

(scratching) – Oh yeah Now I'm gonna do some scooping (scratching) – You're a good scooper – Now, here's the thing Way before the internet I would find this stuff at my Grandma's house and I would do this

– Oh yeah, I ruined many of these – And I would also go out to the air conditioning vent and write my name in it That's the next trend I'm just predicting it – Look, thinly sliced

– Alright, there's other things we need to try because what they've done is they've moved on from just slicing dry like this to letting it soak before crushing it which ups the satisfaction factor (water dripping) – Oh (water dripping) – Oh, I know what I'm doing with my weekend – Phew, kinda makes you wanna pee – Really? – A little bit

– That trickle– – No you– No, not me, I am you to me – What? – When you said it makes you wanna pee, I was like no it makes you wanna pee (laughs) Okay, we wanted to take this to a whole new level so we don't have water we've got Coke and milk I gave you the milk because you know I have a lactose insensitivity – Insensitivity? – Yeah, I'm so insensitive– – I don't have any insensitivity, you're right

Okay, um you know what? I wanna hear your Coke first, shh Show it to the people (squishing) (dripping) Yeah – Just a little green turd – Okay, now, now let me do one over here

I got this big big slab – Milk that foam for us, Link (dripping) (squishing) – It's not as oh there we go that's what I was almost looking for – You gotta use the index finger

(dripping) – Here we go Just getting the foam in the milk to erode a little bit This is the process that created the mountains and the valleys On planet earth – Okay, I'm gonna use your technique here

(dripping) Oh yeah (dripping) (squishing) Oh yeah, look at the shaving technique (dripping) (squishing) – I'm gonna pick up this big one and I'm just gonna squeeze it – Put it in your mouth – I do wanna bite it

– Yeah, like a candy bar I think it might be toxic – What, uh? – I think you should spit it out Okay, I think you should continue doing it (dripping) (squishing) – That's satisfying but it doesn't taste great

– Look, look, look, look what my index finger's doing – Oh wow, you're creating a trough – [Camerawoman] Don't swallow that Link, it is toxic – I didn't swallow it – But of course the internet doesn't just crush wet foam and call it a day

This trend has levels on levels on levels I give you exhibit glitter (dripping) (squishing) See that's not the explosion one though, that's the one that kinda confused me It's just glitter on top Here we go

– Oh yeah! – Oh yeah! That's it! That's it! – I am rurnt now y'all and that is good – You know when something's good it just ruins you? Ruins you is what they say in other places – Other places, other than eastern North Carolina – Alright now, we ain't gonna be playing with no glitter because we hate glitter Glitter is an invasive species

Once it gets in anything– – There's glitter on this desk – From, from decades – Yes – You can never get rid of it – In past times, like you could reincarnate and still have glitter on ya

– Right – So instead we are using colored sand and sequins and shiny beads – I have sequins! – And these are pre-soaked but we're gonna hold it over the water and let's take turns and make this really dramatic – This one looks like its got a bunch of holes drilled in it – So you gotta squeeze from the bottom to make it erupt up

Put your palms further under I think Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah There you go – I just, I wanna be able to get a good nice even squeeze (dripping) Ooh, I feel like I broke something

Broke something beautiful – That's nice – Look at my beautiful unicorn water – You can still use that for something Okay, let me try this little on here

Look at this Give it a little dip down at the bottom, make sure it's nice and fresh This is kind of a one hander (hushed squishing) (dripping) (grunts) Oh yeah – Okay

I wasn't too thrilled – No, that one wasn't That one wasn't as awesome – I think I'm gonna get the same thing from this one I'm gonna do it real fast

– Okay (laughter) – Oh, that didn't work That didn't work man – That didn't satisfy me it was like popping a zit (laughter) – Alright, so this one I've made the sand wet, that may have been a mistake

Let's see what happens (dripping) – Eww Eww (grunts) Eww – Making those human noises, this is a reason why they say no talking or human grunting

– Like, lesson learned No human grunting when doing the ASMR – Alright, I got a glitter bomb I mean I got a sequin bomb – Don't human grunt, okay? I want this one to be great

– So nice and easy I'm gonna go medium speed because my high speed– – That was a fail – But slow speed isn't good enough so medium speed (splashing) – Wow! – Did you see all the different things that happened? – Yeah, it's like a, it's like you destroyed a world – Boy, that was a good time

– And here we've got a tombstone I guess this is like Captain America's tombstone Spoiler alert! No, I don't know what happens in Infinity War but I'm guessing that he dies That's just my prediction – Oh really? – Yeah

Um, okay, so here we go This is the big finale – Make it count – Shh, no talking – I won't say anything

– No human grunting – Yeah, yeah – Here we go (grunts) – Shh! (laughs) You human grunted – I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself

– Here we go (grunts) – Stop! (laughter) – I won't do it again – See, I just faked with my shoulders – Listen, it's involuntary When I see it, watch do it a little bit

(small grunt) – I can't help it – Come on, this is a big moment for us – Alright, I'll be completely quiet – This could be peak moment for me – Okay, I'm not gonna say anything I promise

(dripping) – Oh yeah – I think you put too much effort into it – Yeah, look at that – That's why you don't see the person's face in any of these videos because you'd pan up and they'd all be going (grunts) (laughs) – I'll tell ya what– – That's a whole different channel just the faces of the people who are doing satisfying videos

– Man squeezes things – Satisfying face – No – Satisfying faces – Yeah, which is ironically not satisfying

– Yes – Let me tell you what I feel so satisfied – So satisfied – I'm putting you on high alert florist! You better stock up, 'cause we're coming for your blocks! – Stick around because we've gotta game about dogs with the most luxurious hairdos (dripping) – [Rhett] '90's kids will love this be your mythical best t-shirt available at mythical


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