Ultimate Sports Bra Test

'Sup, bra – Let's talk about that

(fun theme music) (fire blazing) Good Mythical Morning – Mythical beasts, we ask you to tell us who or what gives you the best support when you really need it the most And according to Jill Johannen and 64 other people who agree with her, that is the bra – Now, I don't have boobs and I don't play sports but I'm told that they're both very important – Yes

– Especially when combined But what sports bra is the breast performing of them all? It's time to find out in an experiment that we're calling, Which Bra Is The Best For The Chest? IDK So Let's Test – Okay, so we're both gonna be trying on two different sports bras and because we don't have boobs we're going to have boobs that are made out of balloons filled with slime because that's our best guess as to what boobs are actually out made of – Right and we're gonna be evaluating these sports bras based on how it looks, how it shakes, and how it hangs – Wow

– And then we will be giving them a rating on a scale of one to 10 in order to determine the best bra – Yes – For sports out there – You want this (stylish music) Okay, Link's up first Come on out, Link

Show us your sports bra (laughs) Whoa (crew laughs) That's what I'm talking about right there This is the Pro Classic Padded by Nike Only $45

How does it feel? – Very secure Very tight – It looks very tight and secure – I feel very supported – This is an overall best seller from Nike

They say that the minimal design reduces sports bra distractions – Are you distracted? (crew laughs) – I gotta say, seeing that Nike jiggle a little bit is distracting for me, personally You know, I don't know if this is getting rid of those sports bra distractions (crew laughs) – I mean, it's really secure – I'm just trying to evaluate where we're gonna go from here

You know, because I wanna say you look great but I don't really believe that You look very secure, though Let's hang upside down and see where we get See where we get (laughs) – You 'bouta fall out of your chair

Okay Oh, my goodness – This is the hang test We're really gonna test and see how well they hold your boulders in place You're just gonna get on that

Secure your feet – [Link] I've never really done this before – And then just lean back, put your hands up and lean Oh! – Oh! Here I am – Whoa

There was absolutely no movement at all (crew laughs) – Whoa, whoa, whoa – It's so tight in there – Yeah, I can't even see 'em – No movement at all

Can you bring yourself back up? (grunts) I think you gotta grab on here, maybe? – (grunting) Oh, gosh – [Rhett] Yeah, okay – [Link] Woo – Okay, that's the hang test You guys can take that out

We're gonna do a little shake test 'Cause you wanna know how this is gonna actually feel at the gym, you know? – In my personal Shake Weight gym – [Rhett] Yes – Okay – Shake it for me, Link

(whooshing) Whoa! (crew laughs) Wow! Boy, they really tight, just right in there – Feelin' the burn too! – That is a tight bra And it feels good? – Feels great, what about this? Too much shake – I mean, one review says, "Your bust will bleed after you "run with this bra" But you're not bleeding after shake weighting with it

– Not at all – Wow, okay – On a scale of one to 10 – I gotta say that I'm not a huge fan of the brand being right across the boobs You know, I'm just gonna say a few demerits for that

It's a little bit showy, in my opinion For me that is a distraction, by definition to have Nike written on the front of it But you look great, it holds 'em tight You might as well not even be shaking I'm gonna give this one an eight

(bells rings) – Boom (crew laughs) (stylish music) Next up we have the cheapest bra which is a best seller at Walmart made by Fruit of the Loom Rhett, come on out (perky music) Look at those, that Look at that sports bra

– Whoa They dropped three inches just while I was coming out – Is it a t-shirt material? – Yeah, it's a t-shirt material Got a little spandex in it It feels great

– You can get a three pack of these for under $10 And you know you wanna go cheap when you're looking for something that's gonna prevent intense pain and gland tearing – Oh, really? – [Link] Yes – That's a thing? – That's why sports bras are important, man – Well, here what I gotta say

It feels like I'm wearing almost nothing at all Which I do like I mean, I feel like I might even go into the gym and think, whoops I forgot to wear anything today – (laughs) Well it looks like you're wearing a woman's sports bra – [Rhett] (laughs) Yeah

– One reviewer raves, "I have men breasts that bound when "walking, this bra stops that" You too have men breasts – Yeah I do – Under those balloons – These are definitely men breasts

– So, it's feeling good but let's see what happens when we invert them – Oh, yeah, let's do that – Is this a typical sports bra test, to be hung upside down because it should be I frequently see people hung upside down in sports bras Oh, here he goes

– Oh, oh, oh – It's gonna be scary – Oh! – Let it go Let it go Okay

Whoa! (crew laughs) – [Rhett] That doesn't seem good Are my nipples showing? – I can see your actual nipple The nipple – I don't think that's supposed to happen – Now, maybe you just got a size too big

– Is my face getting red? – The bottom of your face is really red, which is the top of it But yeah, man, I can see your chin through there – [Rhett] It failed the nipple test – This is not good Come on back up here Oh, my goodness

Gracious, me I would help you more but I don't wanna you any So let's clear that – They're high now though, look – [Link] Yeah

– [Rhett] They're right above my nipples (crew laughs) – Alright, maybe pull 'em back down – I think I can get 'em down just by going like this See? That's it (crew laughs) – Alright, let's not draw a premature conclusion

What about seeing a Baywatch run? (chuckles) (poofs) Whoa! You went full Pam Anderson – No, I'm Rhett McHasselhoffman – So you need to do a little Baywatch run here – I need, I need to – This is for bra science

– Yeah – Let's see it (determined music) Save her, save her! – Oh! – Save her, she's drowning! (crew laughs) Okay Well I think that qualifies as a complete fail – Okay

– I mean, if this happened to in public dial 911! – This would be very embarrassing – That'd be more than embarrassing – I'd lose my job – Oh, my goodness So, before I give these an entire zero, I mean, are there any redeeming qualities? – Again, it feels great

– Price, they feel great But man, they are subpar performers I'm gonna be generous and give 'em a three just based on the positives (stylish music) – Alright, Link, come on out (laughing) Whoa

Okay, this is the – Oh, man – Free To Be Zen by Lululemon – [Link] There's definitely a lot of freedom happening – [Rhett] (laughing) Yes, there is – [Link] Man

– Is something wrong? – No, I don't think – Is that what's supposed to happen? – It looks like my planets are about to escape orbit – Personally there's a lot to like (crew laughs) – [Link] There's a lot to look at – But I don't think that this what do men think of sports bras

That's not what we're doing We're testing this for the ladies – Right – As a lady, I don't know if I would be super enthusiastic about going into the gym revealing that much of myself – There's a lot of risk of something peekin' or poppin'

– Well, there's a lot peeking and popping right now I'm afraid to give you any instructions – I know Just this little shimmy right here is making me nervous – Well let me see the back, though

Now, the back has got a nice feature Look at that (crew laughs) You look like Spiderwoman Is Spiderwoman as superhero? – Should be She will be

Marvel's gettin' desperate for those movies (crew laughs) – Alright, let's turn you upside down – How could this work? – Well, if they stay in I'm going to be very surprised – Let's keep in mind that real breasts are actually attached – (laughing) Yeah they are

Well, most of 'em are Let her rip (grunts) You know what, it's not bad this way Whoa – Oh! (crew laughs) – Okay

– Gimmme – That's a problem You want that back in there? – [Link] Yeah, I want it – I feel it, this just doesn't feel Oh, there goes the other one I think you can't have two breasts in there at one time, I think is what it is You can only have one in at a time – My left boob is surrendering

(crew laughs) – Oh, gosh What, do you blow on that thing? (laughs) Oh, gosh – Don't pay any attention to the floppy – Wow, again, a lot to like But, not really functioning very well Let's stand you back up That was a fail Whoa! – I always do this way

You gotta get up with the handles – It's not a sit up machine – [Link] Woo – Okay Now, you know what I think the ultimate test for this would be? How 'bout a trampoline jump? – Oh, my goodness

– Let's bring in the mini trampoline And just have at it, Link Just go at it like a (crew laughs) Well, alright Again, there's not a lot of holding power – No, there's not But if they were attached – But if they were attached they'd be bouncing all over the place Like that (crew laughs) I don't know – There we go

– Okay, now First of all, the whole Lululemon thing is pretty trendy so, I mean, I'm gonna give points for just being relevant – But these are high dollar – And this is yeah, this is a $52 bra – Wow

– You look like Spiderwoman from the back, which I think is a good thing I like the subtle blue color – Oh, gosh – You're not making too much of a statement But the functionality here, especially for a full figured lady, I don't think it's really delivering

So I'm gonna give this one a four – I'll take it (stylish music) Alright, now we got the Glamorise No Bounce Full Support sports bra Rhett, let's take a look There he is

Now these things are clamped down – [Rhett] It is so supported I feel full support – This is a best seller on Amazon – I see why

– 6,600 reviews – $6,000, oh I thought you were gonna say the price – No – It's worth every penny (laughs) – It's $38

I mean, you're not seeing any cleavage come out the top of this thing – No I feel like I could ride a rollercoaster and a boob wouldn't pop out You know what I'm saying? Loopti-loop, every which way – Very secure

– Log ride, whatever Take me to Busch Gardens right now – Okay, me and you just like this – Oh, you're gonna have trouble On the Big Bad Wolf, woop (laughs)

– It's like the prison of Azkaban for badly behaving boobies – I mean, look at this – They're not going anywhere – Yeah, I love everything about it I look like a superhero now

– Oh, yeah you don't Okay, so we're feeling good but let's invert these puppies and see if you can have any sort of peekage I'm predicting none – This is just a formality at this point I mean, these things ain't gonna come out of there and I don't think they're gonna move at all

– Wow Give that some nice gusto coming Give it some momentum

Let's see what happens – [Rhett] Oh! Look at that – Nothing's happening – [Rhett] No nipple showing – No nothing

– This is me on the rollercoaster that got stuck upside down – Yeah – And I'm like, I could be here all day – If your head doesn't explode – My boobs are so tight

Whoa – My boobs are so tight It's all in place Come back up, man We're getting five stars on the inversion table

Wow I don't know Because this one looks so amazingly secure we gotta go all out We really gotta test the limits of the bounce Jackhammer time

– Oh, yeah (poofs) (laughs) Yeah – Oh, shoot – Let's jackhammer (jackhammer clanging) – Oh! Oh don't break! Don't jackhammer through the floor! – I broke it! Total steady state right here

– Wow! That's abso-freakin'-losin' amazing (laughs) – Leave it right there – Dude! Just hold on to that – Yeah, I will – You broke right through there

Okay, all things considered I think we might be looking at a perfect score Except for the fact that it looks a little bit like you got on a baby's bib – (laughing) Oh, really? – I'm gonna detract half a point 95

(bell rings) – Alright, there you have it Now you ladies know how to secure your parts You're welcome – Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing – You know what time it is

– Hi, I'm Marlene – And I'm Sandy – And we're in the Highline in New York City and it's – [Both] Time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality – If you wanna have just the right amount of jiggle in your hair when you're jack-hammering you should get some Mythical Pomade – Look at that

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– Yeah, if you want it come get it Click through to Good Mythical More where we're gonna do sports bra sling shot competition – 10 Second Tour This is when we have a 10 second tour from you and your hometown Here's one

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Oh, my god, 10 seconds fast – Thank you Seidi – Yes and submit your 10 second tour with hashtag 10 Second Tour (chuckles) It's that easy Click on the left to watch our show after the show, Good Mythical More

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