Top 5 Grossest GMM Moments (2018)

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(lighthearted music) Good mythical special holiday episode – In years past, we're typically on break this week, but this year we have decided to give you another week of shows to accompany you in your yuletide festivities – Your yuletide We've experienced a lot together this year, and we thought it would be fun to create some special episodes to reminisce and relive some of your favorite GMM moments from 2018 together So all week we're gonna take you back through an entire year of mythicality with best of's and retrospectives

– And just a quick reminder, our Tour of Mythicality special is available now on a wide variety of platforms Including YouTube, iTunes, Amazon, and most cable TV providers It also includes a never before seen highly personal making of film So watch that with your family and friends – All right, now to kick off this special week, we gonna get gross

We have done a lot of disgusting and vile nonsense on this show, and usually once we're done shooting a gross episode, we take long hot showers and scrub the experience from our memories – But today it all comes flooding back because we are counting down the top five grossest moments of the year as decided by you Okay, let's see number five – [Stevie] Coming in at number five is a clip from the very first episode of 2018, will it meatloaf? Rhett and Link taste balut meatloaf – Balut is a prime example

It is a developed, or developing bird embryo Usually a duck that is boiled ad eaten from the shell – I feel like we should have a little white flag that we can wave once a year, and I'm gonna wave it on day one – You wanna on day one? – Should I wave it on day one? – No – That's a great idea

Hey let's do that though – Maybe – Each of us has a white flag that we can wave just in case, once a year Shouldn't do it on day one though – We forgot about that

Maybe the hairy part, maybe that's a really good part – Gosh it, it's unpleasant to run a fork through It's gotta be unpleasant to actually put in your mouth – Run a fork through it I've run a fork through many a loaf, but none as heinous as this

– Let's not just immediately spit it out Everything in your body's gonna tell you to get this little baby duck out of your mouth – Right, this is a new year – Yeah – We gotta bring our A game to let the people know

– That's right, it's 2018! – Whether they should do this or not – The year of the duck – 'Cause right now– – Is this the year of the duck? Is that a thing? – The embryo duck – This is the year of the duck for us – 'Cause right now you're thinking, hmm, maybe I'll do this, maybe I'll get a bunch of these baluts and I'll make a loaf, because who knows

– Maybe it'll be great – We gotta tell 'em that's it's a bad idea or a good idea This is public service Three, two – Duck it and suck it

– Sink it (laughs) (gagging) Lemon juice does help, lemon juice is a very (gagging) (laughs) – It's the idea man It's the idea – It's the idea

– The idea is what is making me vomit – It tastes kinda like turkey stuffing – Think of a new idea Think of a new idea – This is nothing but turkey stuffing and space

– Think of Sky City, you remember Sky City in Dunn? That store that opened up next to Roses? And my mom was like, Sky City's the new Roses – They got everything – Sky City man – Take me to Sky City – Sky City would have never gone out of business if they had a loaf of balut

– Sky City was so confusing because it was on the ground – And it was in Dunn Which is just a town – Did it, I ate it – I'm coming, hold on

– Join me in the sky – I'm running from the back I'm in the toy section right now I'm coming, I'm coming up to the register – Come on, come on

You did it! You know what? – It's gonna be a good year, Link – It was horrible It was a good year, but I don't watch these back I was there for it – And now I remember why I don't

– In case we didn't, we don't know what these are, so I don't know what number four is, but I forgot about the white flag idea – People enjoy this, huh? – Why didn't we build a white flag, guys? – Yeah, you conveniently didn't remind us about that Okay – I'm so – I'm planning this, 2019

– [Stevie] Our number four clip features Rhett and Link popping each others pimples and eating them with doctor Pimple Popper – As you can see, we've been pimplified extremely Oh there's even some on your back I can't make eye contact with them – Don't

– But they're not full of body goo Here's the thing, they are full of nasty food goo Oh gosh – Remember, you have to eat it – I do remember that

– Gotta squeeze it first – She's getting into it – Come on, use your thumbs – There it is (yelling in disgust) – Oh, that looks like pretty much, that looks like– – Ew that was real looking

– Are you sure that's not real? – Taste it and see – Everything inside of me is telling me not to do this – [Rhett] Eat it, eat it – That's a familiar feeling on this show What is it Vaseline? – [Stevie] No that's horseradish

(laughing) – Vaseline Yeah You want some prime rib with that? – Go big or go home – Yeah – Start here

– She's loving it – [Sandra] He's got breakdown of his (yelling in disgust) – You guys have this very accurate, let me tell you That's what it looks like This actually is proof, this is– – I hate everything now

Is it possible for me to announce my retirement? Is that up for grabs? – Sure We didn't have to not wear pants, by the way – Wasabi, oh gosh – Yeah we coulda worn pants I mean everything was happening in the face

What kind of exam did we think she was gonna give us? – I don't know, but I felt so free We should not wear pants more often I mean we could not have pants on right now and nobody would know – Well we stand up at unexpected moments – Yeah and that would just– – Be a more unexpected moment

– More spicy – Oh gosh, yeah, that was the only episode that my wife showed up to set to watch happen (laughing) Why on earth? – Not because she cared about those pimples She likes the doctor – Yeah

– Okay, let's keep this going – [Stevie] At number three, Rhett and Link are rubbing cat poop on their arms in the testing medieval hygiene treatments episode – [Rhett] Of course – In medieval times, yes the restaurant and the time period, it was considered beautiful for women to have high foreheads They would achieve this by applying a homemade paste to their hairline to remove whole swaths of hair

– Yes, and that hair removal paste was made using vinegar and you guessed it, dried cat dung – So we've got, we've got vinegar, and of course we have – Who's cat? – Josh – Josh's cat? – Josh's cat? – Oh gosh, I haven't even met Josh's cat Now I'm gonna rub its do-do all over my arms

Yeah so just crush it up with a mortar and then we'll add the vinegar Make a nice paste – Add some vinegar to this – Yeah josh, you didn't dry this enough, man Your cat's got some issues

I'm happy to be here – You dropped some right there – I've always been a horse lover – I'm squeezing the juice out, and then I'm– – Oh gosh! – I was not happy There's a reason why I don't live in the medieval period

– Yeah! – This is stupid I'm quitting – Hey man – I'm not with this – Hey this is about testing

Listen, people used to do this Those ladies, those hot ladies put this on their foreheads – I'm out man, I am out – Don't you wanna be a hot lady? – Oh gosh, there's juice going under the glove All right, no

– It's hot lady juice – Let's dry it man – [Rhett] Okay it's somewhat drier – [Link] Oh gosh – Oh look at that, I've got cat dung on my forearm

In the anointed place – And people put it on their head That's even worse, man All of that for nothing All of the hair is still there, man

I still can't believe they put it on their, they put it on their up here – Well back in those days, they were dealing with stank in every which-a-way, you know what I'm saying? Everything stank, everybody stank, everything stank, so putting some more stank on your forehead wasn't that big of a deal, but to us modern humans, we don't deal with stank very often We're lightweights – [Stevie] Coming in at number two, Rhett and Link try putting pig blood through a water filter – We heard from many of you in the comments on our first water filter video

Conclusion, you are a twisted bunch Why did so many of you ask for pig's blood? What kind of people do you think we are? We would never It doesn't even make sense It's totally what we're doing Oh gosh

It splattered – Oh gosh – What's wrong with you people? – Why did it get so brown? – Oxygen man – I got some on my freaking shirt – Oxygen

It stinks too – [Rhett] Unfortunately it's still pig's blood – It looks no different Does it pour differently? Doesn't pour any differently Oh yeah give me plenty

Don't hold back I'm getting a headache watching this, I don't know (retching) – I got the smallest trace – It's very iron-y – Oh Revolt

– You now what, I got an idea for a new drink Check this out What, I don't remember doing that It's better But it's– – It's still revolting

What was wrong with you man? What happened to you? – Again, I do not remember taking another swig These are all thing that, I mean don't you wipe all this from your mind, just like we said at the top? – Yeah, yes, I do not dwell on these things – People ask us, what's the worst thing you ate, and it's just like, well we don't remember It's like, it's, that's the thing we're best at is forgetting – In fact, if you asked me if I had put pig's blood through a water filter, I'd be like, I don't think so

– I would remember the cat poop, but I probably wouldn't remember the pig's blood And also, I don't think about it, I know we're gonna do it ahead of time, and I don't think about it till it's right in front– – We've gotten really good at not thinking – Sometimes they'll put stuff in front of us and then you'll be waiting to film and I won't even look at it because I, you know, I wanna concentrate at the moment so that then it's easier to gather and throw away – Right – Hey you know what, show us something even grosser than that

– Please – [Stevie] And the number one grossest GMM moment comes from will it cheesecake – In order to make cheesecake, you need milk from a cow, but what if instead of taking milk from a cow, you took the digestive fluid synthesized by the cow's liver stored in its gallbladder and secreted into its small intestine? Yes I'm talking about everybody's favorite cow juice secretion, beef bile We call this one bile have what cheese having (laughing) – You know what, no matter what happens, if we don't make it through this, it's worth it because of the name of the cheesecake

– It's the color – It's freaking gray! – It doesn't stink at all – It is a secretion I don't, we haven't had secretion very much on this show – Yeah this is a ♪ Whole new world ♪ So here's what's in this thing

Bile filling, bile whipped cream, and cinnamon graham cracker crust Yum And there it is So hand me a fork – Would you guys like this complimentary bile caramel drizzle? (laughing) – Yes Josh

– Oh beautiful – Thanks for you table side service, Josh – No problem Thank you guys for dining with us – Now this doesn't, it doesn't stink when I smell it

– That's enough, that's plenty man! – Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry – But we were told that this may be the worst thing we've ever tasted on the show Stevie said worst thing we've ever tasted, Darren said at least top 10 So boy I can't wait to get into this one Number one

– And sink it (retching) (laughing) – Oh gosh, it's not meant for human consumption How could that have no smell? – That's in a cow? – But it helps the cow eat its own food You know what I'm saying? That's not the kind of thing you should be putting in cheesecake Who's idea was this? – Really, who's idea was this, 'cause they're going down

Kevin? – Oh gosh, well – [Link] Beef bile Will it cheesecake? – [Rhett] No! – It's the worst pure taste we've ever tasted on this show, I think (laughs) Pure – Pure

– The worst pure taste – Pure taste – I lost my glasses on that – Now that one, for me, personally, was actually kinda fun to watch because it just looks like gray cake – Right

– Right? Gray pie – And again, I couldn't describe now what it tasted like I have eradicated the memories Even now that they've been brought back to me, I'm just gonna purge them again – It tasted like evil put into the form of a pie

It was just sadistic – Oh my goodness Thanks for voting Now tomorrow come back because we're gonna count down the top five BFF moments on GMM – Yes, thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing

– You know what time it is, but you don't know what time it is, because it's present time No wheel spin This is a special week – Oh mixing it up – I thought we could exchange presents

So here's – I love presents – Here's a present for you from me that, of course, I know what it is, 'cause I got it for you I didn't ask the mythical crew to buy a present, wrap it, and give it to you without even telling me what it is – Right you would never do that

– Gonna love it Gonna love it Got it especially for you – It is brine shrimp eggs And based on the can, it's old

(laughs) – Yeah it's aged, man I thought you'd really enjoy some of that It even says right here, not for human consumption – Who's it for? It says artemia cysts What? – Yeah it's a can of shrimp cysts, Rhett

What you've always wanted – Okay, there's a can opener over there I think I'm gonna open it – Oh my goodness, do it – Does anybody know what year it's from? – It's vintage

– Vintage – Oh man Something tells me that the studio is going to smell like artemia cysts – Look at this – This is a great way to get tetanus, man

Oh Hold on It's just, it's sand It's like the Ark of the Covenant (laughing) – What? – Oh it's got a smell to it though

– [Link] What, what? – That's what happens after many years to brine shrimp eggs – Oh it, it stinks – What was it at one point? – Smell it Seafood Look how clean the can gets though

– Okay, well you know what, thanks Link (laughs) My Christmas is gonna be great – I thought this was a cyst, but it's literally nothing It's nothing Well, happy holidays

– [Rhett] If you missed the Tour of Mythicality, have no fear, the all new Tour of Mythicality special is here Available now on YouTube, iTunes, Amazon, and a wide variety of platforms, including most cable TV providers

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