Rhett & Link Sing Without Music Pt. 2

(poppy electronic music) – Welcome to Let's Talk About That, the show about the show I'm Stevie and never in my life have I ever wanted to type ducking

This week's guests sing the chorus to Smash Mouth's All Star to themselves sincerely, please welcome Rhett and Link (crew applauds) (Link humming "All Star") But don't sing it because we're gonna get demonetized – What? – What? – What? – What? – What? – What you smilin' at? – What? – What you smilin' at? – What, what? – What, what? – What, what? – What, what? – What, what? – What, what? – What? – What? (laughs) What? – What, man? – What? – What? – [Together] What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? (Rhett chuckles) – What? What? – What? – What? – What? – What? – What? – What? – What? – What, what, what, what? – What, what, what, what? – [Together] What? What? (crew member claps in the distance) – What? (chuckles) – Exactly – Smash Mouth All Star – Perfect

– Do you, don't you? – Hey now – Love it? – Hey now – Can I say that as a child all my soccer playing days, I remember this one time, 'cause you know, back in North Carolina, we just found a field and we played in, you know what I'm sayin'– – Pssh, yeah – And the moms would drive their little mini SUVs when mini SUVs became popular – Yeah

– Up onto the field and they'd open all their doors and their trunk and everything and play Smash Mouth All Star – You talkin' about G Borough moms? – G Borough moms represent – Soccer moms – Soccer moms with great taste in music– – Like tailgating? – Would blast Well not there was no food although one time, you know how soccer moms bring the snack for practice– – Of course, oranges

– Or the game or yeah or the drink Sliced oranges with a Capri Sun – I remember one time a mom brought sodas as the after practice drink– – Mm-mm – Which all the other moms were like mm – Too easy

– And I wasn't allowed to have soda so when I saw that there was a cooler full of soda I was like yes! And (chuckles) I drank the whole Coke and then immediately proceeded to go to a tree and vomit it all up because I'd just been practicing soccer for two hours and then drank an entire Coke – You don't wanna follow up practice with soda – And then I was like ♪ Hey now ♪ – [Link] Oh – My brother and his soccer team, they were given oranges at half time one time – Love it

– And you know how sometimes when you're eating oranges and the peel gets on your lips and your lips burn, apparently these were some especially acidic oranges because half of the team and they were like seven year olds, all started crying (chuckles) I just remember there was a bunch of older kids– – That's so sad – Eating oranges and just crying I was like what happened to the oranges? – Older kids, yes – 'Cause I was younger than my brother – [Stevie] And you're like never eat oranges

– I was four Haven't had an orange since ♪ Hey now ♪ Are you guys ready to know what we're gonna do this week? – Yeah – So last week, I don't know if you know, Link, but Rhett remembered it was Chase's birthday and got him a very special gift of an invite for him and a friend to go check out– – That's right – Rhett's office

– That's right and I got Chase a gift as well – Great and do you, but it's private? – It's a private gift – Or did you wanna, is there footage of that or? – I think it will be in the footage you're about to show – Okay (chuckles) So we have footage of that voyage to show you today

Also highly anticipated part two of Rhett and Link sing without graphics or music – We got another one! – I know! It's great! – Another one – And then (laughs) We also have a while the cameras were rolling clip from this week in which Link gives some questionable advice but you know what, that could have gone unsaid Am I right? 'Cause it was just implied

– Any advice can be questioned You know what – That's what she meant – All advice should be questioned – But first it is time for the GMM rejected snack

– [Rhett] Oh yeah! – We did discontinued Taco Bell this week on the show – Another one! – There was one item that didn't quite make it in and Josh feels extremely passionately about this item so I'm gonna let him bring it out and– – He feels extremely passionately? – Talk to us about, yeah It's the Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Salad Burrito – I like all those words – And you know what, well Josh is out here so– – Josh is out here

– Oh no! She just said before Josh – No no no, you stay here But I do have– – Another one – I have a piece of media A piece of media that I would like to show you

This was introduced back in the summer of 2003 – Oh way back – It was the most popular item from the stuft menu – Really? – There was a bunch of Facebook campaigns about it, I mean obviously Josh is a fan Here is a clip of the commercial

– [Narrator] Taco Bell's Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Burrito so loaded with caesar salad taste, you may get seized by caesar – [Driver] Guys, hello? (honking horn) – You mind comin' back a little later? We're kinda busy – Whoa, how did they make a 20– – Kinda busy – 2003 commercial look like a 1975 commercial, that was the weird part for me – [Link] Where was Caesar? – I'm very confused

– In the burrito – They were seized by the burrito – Seized by caesar, it's a caesar salad burrito – Duh – Oh

(Rhett laughs) – Oh, I wasn't listening – This is kinda beautiful – The commercial would have been different if it was like EMTs, you know? I got seized by caesar – Yeah yeah yeah – NASCAR's low stakes compared to it

Anyway so this is maybe my favorite fast food item of all time– – What? – I think it was the worst fast food item of all time It is conceptually just, it is hot lettuce and mayonnaise inside a burrito – Yeah it's so– – Someone pitched it and they were like what if we put a caesar salad inside of a burrito and someone was like oh you mean like a salad wrap and he was like yeah, but we're gonna grill it 'til it's piping hot on the inside and that's what happened and it didn't last very long in the menu but I think bad food is almost as good as good food, you know what I mean? – I'm there – It's like just as exciting to me and so that's why I really wanted to recreate it – Yeah 'cause it's an experience

– Gosh, I don't know about the warm lettuce part – I love warm lettuce – This reminds me– – Let's kiss our, our caesars – Okay – You're not in on this

– Okay, fine You guys can kiss your caesars over there – Do you remember eating this when it was first out? – Mm-hmm – Really? – I sure do – So back then in 2003, you were like feening on the fast food stuff? – Yeah, Taco Bell, I would have been in the fifth grade

– Mm – Taco Bell was on my bike route home and I used to take my allowance every single week and just distribute it straight to Taco Bell and they would just serve me food in my mouth And I remember when this came out 'cause I was like I've wasted my allowance for the week because I just got a mouth full of hot lettuce and mayonnaise – And so did I just now, it's horrible – There was a second where I was like– – I kinda like it

– I don't think it's that bad but then the other side of the taste was vomit – Mm-hmm, yeah – It does have a little bit of that – Yeah – Why do you always say something bad about– – 'Cause vomit's warm

– What you're eating and then finish the entire– – No I'm in the same boat – Like you ate the entire grass muffin last week I was watching it back I'm like wait, but he's stilL eating it, that's weird – I don't know I feel like I'm learning

– Oh, uh-huh – There's more to know about this – I'm just trying to get the chicken out – I'm good – Mm-hmm, okay

All right – You can also order it as a Grilled Stuft Chicken Caesar Salad Burrito Bowl without the tortilla – That makes a little more sense – But you gotta just microwave it 'Cause you're gonna want the hot lettuce

– You still want the hot lettuce – You still want the hot lettuce – How do you think this compares to the original taste that you remember from your childhood? – I remember though when I was a child, there is a puddle in your hand I don't know what it was but you'd eat it and there'd be a puddle and– – Then you just lick it off – A caesar puddle

– Look how much chicken Josh has got right there Look at that cross-section – But he made it and I grabbed that one, he was like, I wanted that one – Look at mine (laughs) Mine's all hot lettuce

– I grabbed the plate and he was like, "I want that one" – Yeah but I'm hot lettuce all the way – Yeah, look at, he– – No that's actually a better one though, you want the hot lettuce I don't want all this chicken I'll trade you

– You can have both at this point What kind of bike did you have? – Guys, bad news, segment's done at this point so – [Link] BMX? – There's no more burrito – Yeah a little BMX – We're done

– A Dyno it was called – What? – Really? – Josh I highly, I just really appreciate that you've done this for us– – Yeah thanks for that – And we've been able to have this experience together – I almost finished it – That's not why we're asking you to leave I think is what she's getting at

– Yeah – Does anyone want mild sauce? – Oh, that would have helped a lot – Oh pocket temperature – Yeah (laughs) It's pretty hot

All right well I'm gonna take off – All right take that with you, man – [Josh] Okay Guys want me to take yours? – We'll just sit here while– – I'll take yours – Yeah there you go, stack

– This is my favorite part of the show – When you put your back to the camera and linger a little too long, that's your favorite part – [Josh] Can you see crack or no? I always think I'm showing crack – [Stevie] Let me see, let me see – No but I think there's something wrong with one of your discs

– That tattoo is– – It does hurt – Or it might just be a microphone – Thank you, Josh – Yeah no thank you guys – Okay so remember when, I just need to tie this all together

– Relax man, relax – He needs to see me We can't see each other – I can't, I can't– – Why are you so uncomfortable? – Is that Stevie? – You're like, you're sitting like this, you're like– – Tense, the closeness in the eye contact– – [Link] It's like you're about to crap something demonic – It was the way I was sitting when I was eating and I just stayed that way

– So awhile back, Rhett won a trip to Chase's office on Meme of Fortune, he got to bring a friend and he just– – It wasn't me! – Repaid that act of kindness back to Chase for his birthday I think it went maybe equally as well Let's find out – So as you know, I got a trip to Rhett's office as a birthday gift, I'm really excited about 'cause I actually don't normally get birthday gifts But 'cause it was for me and a friend, I decided who better to take than you? – Oh man, well, I really appreciate the invite

– Yeah, it was– (knocking at door) – Oh, what is that? Oh, look at that Hey that's me – Is this you guys? – That's me – Yeah it's him but– – Is there something else written on the– – Says also – Chase! – That's me, it's both of us

– Two of us – I'm your piggy-back chauffeur Rhett sent me in his place, he's got a bad back I'm a one seater though so you're gonna have to decide who's up top and who's gonna be on the shotgun – You should take the top, it's your birthday

– [Chase] But your name's so big on the thing, I feel like it's kinda made for you – [Pat] All right, I'll have enough fun for both of us – Okay yeah, yeah, yeah – See if I remember how to (grunts) Oh man, it's awesome up here

– Train's leaving, grab ahold (yelling excitedly) (light-hearted music) (knocking at door) – Come in Hey guys – Hey man – Welcome to the office

– Yeah thanks – Thank you – It's so great to see you again – Good to see you man Good to see you again

You look great – You too, man, nice shirt Nice shirts, 'cause there's two of 'em – You know, options, right? – So one of the things I like to do when people visit the office is offer a little welcome gift – Oh that's so sweet

– Yeah it looks delicious – [Rhett] That's actually for Pat – Thank you Rhett, that's so nice of you – Chase, I got you this – You got one in a cup, that's so sick

– Yeah mine's in a cup, that's cool – You have juice too? – It's almost like a floral arrangement but it's– – Well with fruit – With fruit, yeah – You can eat it – Yeah very cool

– That's awesome, I've never seen anything like it – Yeah thank you for mine too – The grapes are good, aren't they? – Grapes are so, they're fresh, it's like they picked them this morning or something – Do you like a spoon– – And look how that cantaloupe how they did it like a– – That one really looks like a flower – A little ball and a pineapple

– You want a strawberry? – Thank you – Okay anyway so– – Mm, good – Enjoy yourselves, of course I got work to do, always busy and– – Thank you – Yeah thank you a lot What should we do? – I don't know that's like, where to begin? Pretty nervous, dude give me your hands

Haven't done this in a little while – You got this – But I feel safe with you I feel like– – One, two, three, up – Oh man

– Dude – Simple, oh it's like I never left I feel like I just returned home for the first time Oh, thanks Rhett Take a hand

Now watch me work – This is awesome – This is so fun I feel like I'm flying through time and space (grunts) Sorry

I Feel great I left like I look great – Uh-huh, uh-huh – So these are the 36 questions that lead to love – If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be? – I would really love to be able to play the piano like virtuoso level

– Oh yeah – What about you? – I'd like to teleport – That'd be so sick – We'd be so cool if we could teleport together– – Together? No way, we'd have some kind of like a handshake we did right before we teleported – Uh-huh

– Okay so we'll do right, left, teleport where I wanna go and then we disappear – Yeah – Okay so Right, left, teleport where you wanna go and then– – [Chase] Oh, that's so cool – Whoa

What's that? – It's Rhett's secret loft – Really? – So like we have no idea what's up there at all – That's so cool – [Chase] Secret and stuff – [Rhett] Yeah it's really cool up there

– I've always wanted to go up – You wanna go up there? – Yeah I'd love to– – I mean – [Chase] That sounds awesome – Well unfortunately you gotta be, you gotta be this tall to go – Oh I'm barely there

– You just made it – Phew – You made the cut – Maybe in a few years – Let's go

– [Pat] Probably a safety thing I'm sure – Yeah, I thought there would be shorter people – [Pat] I'll send you a postcard – Okay – [Pat] Whoa, no way! – [Rhett] Hey, any time you wanna come up here, I mean– – [Pat] Really? – [Rhett] You can come here by yourself, yeah

– What? – You don't even need me – [Pat] I thought it was like a secret though – [Rhett] You've got like a free pass, like a lifetime pass – [Pat] Oh man, Rhett, you're too generous, man Really, oh

I'll make a big scene at the end about being like wow, it really would have been dangerous for a shorter person to come up there It was really good that you did that, okay That was pretty cool, but would have been super dangerous for a, you know, a shorter gentleman So definitely really good thing that, you got a great boss, he's really looking out for ya – Yeah right

Well Pat, always great to see ya – So good to see you, man – Yeah it was a lot of fun – Got a little parting gift for ya – Oh! – Cool! – Little dig, that's fun

– Yeah but you know, this was a fun office – That's fun and friendly, I like that – Thank you – Oh wow, thank you, Rhett, this is awesome Man it was so great to see you again

– Right– – Left Teleport where you wanna go! – Oh where we'd we go? We're not here anymore We're on our own adventure – [Chase] Teleport – [Pat] So good to see ya, buddy

You look great, look healthy So good to see ya, buddy Really good, you seem good, you seem healthy I know – Yeah it's nice

– [Pat] And that stuff we talked about, just hang in there, you know? – Yeah okay – That's all water under the bridge– – Thank you for that Thank you for listening – You're a strong guy and it's, in a couple months you're gonna laugh at it You know? – Yeah

– It's the type of thing you'll look back and be like why was I even upset about that? – Pat on the perspective, I always appreciate that – Oh man I guess it's time, huh? Hit that dusty trail, it's harder every time, but stay safe, bud Say hi to the family for me – All right

– All right pal Oh hey Chase – Hey (laughing) – That was so nice of you – That was fun

– Yeah it's always great to see Pat – So nice of you What a great gift – Man, I wish I saw Pat more than just when we do a video together though, you know Hmm

– I just wanted to give you the time and space to reflect (chuckles) more on your relationship with Pat Link, what did you think of the video? – You were in it – I was in it, I made a cameo – That was the side of your face I don't even know if you knew you were on

– What were you doing on the computer over there? – Um, I was looking to see if people could see what I was doing Could you tell? – You were looking to see if people could see– – I was looking at the screen to see if people could tell what I was doing I was looking at Airbnbs – I'm talking about right now – Yeah, when he just watched it– – You're talking about right now what you were doing

I was talking about what you were doing in the video – [Rhett] Yeah what were you actually doing? – I wanted to know if you could look at my screen and see that I was booking an Airbnb – Oh – See we're back in the place of the answer to the question I did not ask but– – Yeah those are my favorite answers – You asked me what I was doing

– I mean I guess you inadvertently did – I was booking an Airbnb – Oh yeah – But while the video was going, he was looking to see if you could tell he was booking an Airbnb (laughing) – Right

Right – Could you tell? – Great! (laughs) All right well that's not the only video we have today on this video, video in video experience Quite awhile ago, you know the titles that we do on the show that are punny and parody-ish and then a graphic comes up and we get our music producer Mark to make them sound all cool – Yeah – Well before all of that, it's just the two of you at a desk

– Trying to sing it – Just trying to sing – So I did part one of this compilation and you know what, there's enough for a part two – [Rhett] Good – So let's do it, shall we? – We shall

It's time for ♪ Can you believe these graphics ♪ ♪ That were on the news ♪ ♪ You can try to guess the answer ♪ ♪ But you might lose ♪ ♪ Maids from the hotel gonna warn ya ♪ ♪ Such a filthy place ♪ ♪ Such a filthy place ♪ ♪ Such a filthy place ♪ ♪ That's the way ♪ ♪ Uh-huh uh-huh ♪ ♪ I bike it ♪ ♪ Uh-huh uh-huh ♪ – Cheesecake Factory edition ♪ When we go tasting piles of different pizza styles ♪ ♪ That's this episode ♪ ♪ Stream on ♪ ♪ Stream on ♪ ♪ Stream on ♪ ♪ Stream until your streams fail live ♪ ♪ Weird science ♪ ♪ Fair projects ♪ Timing should be right on that – Yep – Yeah (crew chuckling) – It's called a pregnant pause

♪ Stream on ♪ ♪ Stream on ♪ ♪ Stream on ♪ ♪ Stream until your streams fail live ♪ (Link chuckles) – Wow, you're gonna bust an udder, Rhett – Oh my God, Becky, look at that drink It is so fresca (Sarah laughs) ♪ Oh baby product ♪ ♪ How was I supposed to know ♪ ♪ If this is good for Daddy ♪ ♪ I did it all for the cookie ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ The cookie ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ So you can take the cookie and rank it one to ♪ ♪ 10 ♪ ♪ Rank it one to ♪ ♪ 10 ♪ ♪ Rank it one to ♪ ♪ 10 ♪ (crew chuckles) Whew ♪ Is it good blush or bad blush ♪ ♪ I'll be on your face for an hour or more ♪ ♪ Sephora or dollar store ♪ – All right

– That's good – Dionne Warwick in the house – Great (chuckling) ♪ All in all it's just a ♪ ♪ Nother meat in the ball ♪ ♪ We don't need no marinara ♪ – (chuckles) Okay ♪ Deck the cakes with balls of animals ♪ ♪ Fa la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ Balls ♪ (Rhett and crew chuckle) – Wow

– Wow – Balls ♪ Let's get optical ♪ ♪ Optical ♪ ♪ I want to get optical ♪ ♪ This mm ♪ (chuckles awkwardly) ♪ I want to get optical ♪ ♪ This illusion's optical ♪ ♪ Chocolate things ♪ ♪ Can we guess what these things are or not ♪ ♪ Fake meat of mine ♪ ♪ Bah bah bah ♪ ♪ Vegan sausage, is it good ♪ ♪ So good, so good ♪ – I wasn't expecting a theme song, guys – Yeah – That was amazing

♪ Won't you play with me ♪ ♪ Won't you splay ♪ Uh play – Splay ♪ Won't you play with me ♪ ♪ These games are all you see ♪ – Hmm ♪ Everybody was Fortnite dancing ♪ ♪ Huh ♪ ♪ And Ninja was entrancing ♪ ♪ Ha ♪ ♪ Stand back while I get to prancing ♪ ♪ Huh ♪ ♪ Fortnite has got all of us dancing ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ Swish swish this ♪ (chuckles) ♪ Swish swish this ♪ ♪ We're tasting all the moutha washes ♪ – Moutha washes ♪ Who ate the dog food ♪ ♪ It will be us ♪ ♪ We're gonna pop some tags ♪ ♪ Only got $21 in our pocket ♪ ♪ We we we're huntin', lookin' for a come up ♪ ♪ This is a thrift store blackjack ♪ This is thrift store

(crew member whoops) ♪ We we we're huntin, lookin' for a come up ♪ ♪ This ♪ ♪ This is thrift store blackjack ♪ I always wanna say a A but This is (bleep) awesome (Emma laughs) – It's time to play ♪ Cocktails ♪ ♪ Woo ooh ♪ ♪ Every famous person likes a cocktail ♪ ♪ Woo ooh ♪ – [Crew Member] That was great – That's a good one That's a good one, guys

– Man – Oh man – So good – We do that a lot don't we? – Yeah – The thing is is that– (Link chuckles) I don't know if we've discussed this last time but as Thomas Lennon perfectly articulated, we don't tell people that it's about to happen

– I love that when there's a guest– – They're like, and a lot of times there are guests that may have not seen the show and so they don't know that that part is not, they don't know what the final product is gonna be, its title – They think they're– – They're still live – They kind of all have the same reaction which is like, they're looking slightly down and then they look up, you know? It's like– – They're like oh oh, this is still going? – Whoa, whoa – And they try to be supportive but they can't help but be judgemental – Yeah

(laughing) – We'll fix it in post – Yeah – But we always get respect for going out on the limb I think by the end of it, people are like oh wow – That's what it's all about, man, respect

(laughs) – We get that respect Another one – Okay (laughs) I feel like that's a good lead-in for the next while the cameras were rolling clip, respect This is from the regular versus low fat ice cream taste test in between rounds

Link decided to talk about cow udders – I mean a milk maiden is a massage masseuse waitin' to happen – Massage masseuse (Link chuckles) – I'll tell ya– – As opposed to a non– – You can be a massage masseuse (Link giggles) Really

– I mean I would go to a dairy farm and get a massage That's an idea (Rhett laughs) – They don't– – Listen can we– – Hold on– – Can we do a field trip to a dairy farm and get a massage? – They use machines, man There's – There's no milk maiden in like a dress– – There's no one– – With like huge– – I mean I guess somewhere on Earth

– Swole hands just waitin' to give me a back rub – Big swollen hands for rubbin', for milkin' udders – I'm gonna tell my sons, find yourself a milk maid, boy Get yourself a wife who can milk a cow That's something my granddad would tell me

– Yeah so why don't you– – Doesn't really apply – Tell your sons? Get yourself a milk maid – I'm just sayin' – Big, swollen– – Swole hands – I just, what I meant was what are you saying? – [Link] Oh

– That's when I did this – What about when I said– – What are you saying? – Is not true though? – Oh boy (chuckles) We'll go into an after show– – Anyone who works, who squeezes that much would give a good– – Back rub – All right well that's all I have It's been a real great one

It's been a great Saturday I think we all had fun, Damnyell had fun at Mythicalstore You see what I did? – Nice That was so slick

(chuckles) – All right now it's time for– – Another one – Our final line – [Together] Until next LTAT, keep on BYMB – F-O S-H-O (poppy electronic music)

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