Nick Offerman Sings Dad Texts ft. Kiersey Clemons

– Good Mythical Summer! – You caught us in the middle of another three-day weekend excursion, this time in one of our favorite places on earth, Bojangles! – Bojangles! – Not a sponsor – Um-hm, yep, we haven't even told our families we're back home yet

We've just been inhaling Bo-Beer Biscuits from dawn 'til dusk and sleeping off our food commas in the bathroom – It's Friday, which means that we're having another guest-hosted episode and it's a special one Please give a Good Mythical Welcome to stars of the new film Hearts Beat Loud, Nick Offerman and Kiersey Clemons – We'll see you on Monday – Today, we take dad texting fails to a whole new level

– Let's talk about that (upbeat music) (fire roaring) Good Mythical Summer – I'm Kiersey Clemons, that's Nick Offerman and we're in a movie called Hearts Beat Loud in theaters today, June 8th, and Nick, you're my dad – At least in the film, but, I mean, who knows What was your mom doing in the 1990s? – Ah, she was in Florida

– Okay, I avoid that devil state (audience laughing) So, we're in the clear In addition to being father and daughter in our film, we also form a band so today we're gonna combine those two key plot points into a thrilling musical challenge – Yeah, nothing's better than an out of the blue quintessential #dadtext And nothing is worse than your dad blaring #dadmusic

So, it's time for LOL, I am your father – Colon, Musical Dad Texts Okay, so here's how it works In one dad hat will be a dad text conversation and in the other dad hat will be a bunch of musicians that all dads love – Um-hm, and we will have to combine the two into a musical duet fit for Father's Day

You'll play the dad, I'll play the offspring You ready, Nick – Ready – Let's do it (laughing) – All right, we have on this paper, Jimmy Buffet

– I wanna move out – You wanna move out? – Yeah – Let's see how this goes ("Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet) ♪ Hey dad what's up ♪ ♪ Gas prices ♪ ♪ LOL ♪ ♪ I meant what do you doing right now ♪ ♪ Do do do do do ♪ ♪ Your mom ♪ ♪ I wanna move out of here ♪ ♪ Dad, Dad ♪ ♪ I definitely gotta move of here ♪ (laughter and applause) – Yeah (laughter and applause) – That was good

– You're a good child – I don't know if I was like I'm beating you, but – You're a fine daughter – Wanna do the next one? – Yes Yes, please

In the musical stylings of Eagles – WTF (Welcome to the Hotel California" by ) ♪ I am fairly new to Facebook ♪ ♪ Mind accepting my request ♪ ♪ Oh, you made a Facebook ♪ ♪ WTF ♪ ♪ What does WTF mean ♪ ♪ Will you please tell me ♪ ♪ Oh it just means welcome to Facebook ♪ ♪ That's nice ♪ ♪ W-T-F ♪ ♪ It's a lovely place ♪ ♪ But it's kind of full of racists ♪ – Really, seriously? – Yeah (applause) Little racist – We're all in this together, folks

(laughter) – Um, next one? – Yeah, I don't know how we're gonna top that, but we might as well carry on – I hope we get Tupok – All right – Lightly fried fish filets by – Johnny Cash

– Cool, I'm gonna stand for this one – Okay, standing ("I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash) Oh, yeah ♪ There's lightly friend fish filets for dinner ♪ ♪ Dad it's 1 am

W-T-F ♪ ♪ Do you want the lightly fried fish filets or not ♪ ♪ Well, I mean, yeah ♪ ♪ Um-Hm thought so ♪ ♪ Come on downstairs they're still hot ♪ ♪ Wait, did you just make them ♪ ♪ Yes I wasn't tired ♪ ♪ So I made lightly fried fish filets for dinner ♪ ♪ Say lightly fried fish filets one more time dad ♪ ♪ One more time ♪ – Are you making fun of me? (laughing) (applause) – I don't know what that's gonna do – What did you think about that banter? (laughing) – Good bantering, Nick Good bantering Okay – Feel like, feel like this is a great banter vibe we have going here

(laughing) – You wanna do the next one? – Yeah Let's keep this party going – Oh, yeah – I feel like we're getting the hang of it – What do you have? – Billy Joel

– Rear indicator light – All right, what can go wrong? ("Piano Man" by Billy Joel) ♪ Yesterday my read indicator light ♪ ♪ Wasn't working so this afternoon ♪ ♪ I eventually managed to get the light housing off ♪ ♪ Only to find that it was an orange bulb ♪ ♪ And not a clear one ♪ ♪ Which I had available ♪ ♪ So I thought put old bulb back in ♪ ♪ Stick housing back in place ♪ ♪ Walked down road for a bulb ♪ ♪ I closed trunk and pressed lock again ♪ ♪ And guess what I found ♪ ♪ La-Di-Da-Da-Di-Da ♪ ♪ The light worked again ♪ ♪ Not bad for a bulb 10 years old ♪ ♪ And 150K miles ♪ ♪ Just meant to tell you that ♪ ♪ Take care dad ♪ – Cool (laughter and applause) – Wow I don't know what came over me Billy Joel, you shoot me full of Billy Joel and

– That was really good – It's like putting a quarter in me – All right – Should we go again? – Yeah, dog, let's do the next one – Hang on, hang on

– Okay – I never, you know I never warmed up before we started this – That was, yeah I'm glad you're warmed up before this one I have mothers anus

– Wo! – Yeah, well – Read, say that again – Mother's anus, mama booty (laughing) – In the velvety tones of Lionel Richie (laughing) – Do it, right

Lights ("Hello" by Lionel Richie) ♪ Hey dad ♪ ♪ Do you have any idea where my diploma is ♪ ♪ It is in your mother's anus ♪ ♪ Anus ♪ ♪ Anus ♪ ♪ Anus ♪ ♪ Anus ♪ ♪ Anus ♪ ♪ Anus ♪ ♪ Oh, wow ♪ ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ I will search in my mother's anus ♪ – Jesus, Mary, and Joseph It's upstairs in her house in storage (applause) Anus – Attic

– Attic, I was trying to type attic – Oh, auto correct – Yeah, although this, it's confusing because your mother and I like to do it – That's cool, next, next – At her house in storage

Hang on one second Hello It's Capital Records – Oh – You do? Great, I'll tell her

– Do they wanna hear one more – Capital Records would like to hear one more and they'd also like to offer us a platinum record deal – Obviously Right, okay, let's give it to 'em – All right

– This one truncated Okay, old and farty – Old and farty? – Yeah – That will pair nicely with Earth, Wind & Fire (laughing) – All right

("September" by Earth, Wind & Fire) ♪ Did you remember to do your taxes ♪ ♪ It's April ♪ ♪ I forgot to ♪ ♪ Can you just do them ♪ ♪ I'm sorry I just don't get it ♪ ♪ Yes I can ♪ ♪ Kind of a tradition now ♪ ♪ My CPA fee is this ♪ ♪ LOL ♪ ♪ Don't put me in a home ♪ ♪ LOL ♪ ♪ When I'm old and farty ♪ ♪ LOL ♪ ♪ You don't get to put me in a home ♪ ♪ You're going in ♪ (farting) (laughing) – This is a (laughing) You know that essay you were gonna read Online just watch this content, it's a – Um, guys, this has been so much fun We hope you check out our movie, Hearts Beat Loud, out today, June 8th

Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing I've always wanted to say that (laughing) Comment, like, and subscribe – Some have said that our movie is 75% as good as what you just saw us do Don't forget, you know what time it is

(laughing) – Hi, I'm Kathy from Monroe, Ohio (flute music) And it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality – What's up? We are Nick and Kiersey – And we're not Red and Link – We are John and Gin aka Johnifer

– Whoop Click through to watch us play the ultimate dad jokes game and Good Mythical More – And find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land (suspenseful music) Ope – Ga

It's a harder job than it looks – Yeah, Link makes it look good – I stabbed my hand – Do it – It's gotta be in the middle

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