Nasty Corn Dog Taste Test Ft. Try Guys (Cornhole Game)

(crowd cheering) – Good Mythical Summer! – It's Friday, which means we have some awesome guest hosts for you, the Try Guys Zach, Eugene, Ned and Keith

– We miss you guys, but as you can see, we're following our girl Tay Tay on her Redemption Tour – We love you T-Swizzle, we're shaking it off! – We'll see you Monday – Today we get Corn Holed – Let's talk about that (light cheerful music) – Good Mythical Summer

– As you can probably tell, we are not Rhett and Link There are tons of differences between us, I mean, they're two guys, we're four guys – Six equally handsome gentlemen – Think you guys would be Rhett – We would be Rhett 'cause we're taller – If you don't know us, Keith, Eugene, Ned and Zach, and we've got a show called The Try Guys where we try stuff there – And today, we're gonna try and take a classic tailgating game and make it regrettably disgusting

– [Zach] It's time for toss your sack into my hole – [Keith] If you miss, you'll pay a toll – [Ned] The toll you'll pay is to eat gross food – [Eugene] But hey, at least you won't be nude (groans) – Here's how it works We split up into two teams

Eugene and me and Keith and Ned Each round, there's a new gross corndog at stake – You stand opposite your team mate for the round Each player gets two bean bags We take turns tossing our bean bags at the opposite corn hole

– For every bag that lands on the wood you get a point If the bag goes in the hole, you get three points, but if your bag gets knocked off the board, you get no points – The most points at the end of each round wins and the losing team has to eat the corn dog If it's a tie, then we all have to eat the corn dog, let's get to it! (whoops) (cheerful music) – [Zach] Round One Okay, this round our punishment corn dog is pig anus – Alright, let's do this, let's do this

– [Ned] Crispy, crispy bacon – C'mon little piggy – Go pig – [Keith] This little piggy went to market – [Ned] Eh! Not bad! – He's on the board! – Okay Eugene, I would just love some positive reinforcement, encouragement

(laughter) – You're mother is lovely (audience laughs) – She is – She is very lovely, Margo Cornfeld, lovely woman (all exclaim) – Power of love – Alright

– Okay, c'mon little piggy – Got that anus in the hole? (audience laughter) – Go join Zach's little piggy – You were tame, really blew it – I've already lost this round – Is it weird that I kinda wanna try the pig anus, I've never had it before

(sighs) – Certainly aren't throwin' like you wanna try it – This is the most hand eye coordination I've ever had – So the score is four to two, got some catching up to do (exasperated sigh) (laughs) – Eugene, I love you – Say something mean to me

– I love you – No, no that's really distracting – You're so hot – No, c'mon Zach give it to me – You have a small cut on your knee (shouts exasperatedly) – Wow how is Zach the best? – (laughs) This is thrilling (Eugene whispering) (wry chuckle) – [Eugene] He's on the board

– Yknow, we won – No no, we wanna get in the hole (Keith whispering) – [Keith] That was terrible – That was the strategy – Aw man, I can't believe we lost

(ding) Okay so we lost, so Ned and I are going to eat some pig anus that's been delightfully deep fried in cornmeal – Mmmmmm Mmm hm hm It does smell, I mean it smells fried, it smells delicious – And smells like an anus (laughs) – Smells like an anus? (audience laughs) – [Zach] It doesn't look like an anus – I get a little whiff of anus, yeah

– Are there multiple anuses, or, (audience laughs) are there more than one anus? – [Crewmember] One anus per – There's one anus per – One anus per – So there's four pig butts – So you just stick this in the pig and then pull it out and that's it – [Crewmember] Yup

– Just fry it? – Alright let's go – [Ned] Alright let's eat it – You wanna give us a countdown? – Yeah Three Two – [Zach] Anus! – Oh it's chewy (groans) (laughter) I'm gonna be totally clear, every part of a pig that I've eaten has been delicious, and this is no exception (laughter) – Ugh, I can't, if I'm thinking of it like bacon, that'd be fine, but I'm thinking of it like an anus – It only tastes like 10% like poop, the other 90% tastes like a porkchop

Mm, do we have to eat the whole anus? No, great (laughter) – [Eugene] Round 2 Our punishment this round is a fish eye corndog, which sounds delicious – You must have the weirdest Amazon history – At Good Mythical Morning, yeah Okay, I don't mind losing this one, fish eye sounds great

– Okay so just throw them all to the side, and – Eugene! – Good start, great start, c'mon Ned! – It's a Japanese delicacy – Drop that fish in that bowl, no, c'mon

– I really was trying hard, don't wanna eat fish eyes (all exclaim) – Is it the taste you can see or the taste they can see? – [Ned] Yes! – That's one! – That's one! – Put it on the board! – What is this upside down we're living in where Eugene sucks at everything? – Hey – I think it's just the–how did that stop on that ledge, look at that

But I should just go for the hole – Always go for the hole – Alright, c'mon, find your daddy little minnow (gasps) Oh so close to Daddy (audience laughter) – Okay, just keep swimming, okay

(Keith whispering) (Zach exclaims) – Yeah, alright we've done it now, just for fun, splam (ding) (cheering and clapping – Yeah, put those eyeballs in your mouth! – Yeah, suck on those eyes – This one is so much bigger, how many eyes are in here? – [Crewmember] About three per – Three per – Just like a fish (laughter) – There's a horrible discoloration on this, I feel like there's just eyes oozing from inside – Aw, they're crying (sympathetic groans) Aw they don't want to be eaten

– It's mutual, alright, shall we? – No I'm not doing that – What you don't want to make it romantic? – No, alright (retching sound) – Oooooooooooh – [Ned] Oh no (groans) (audience laughs) – It's hard because the pupil inside is very hard (horrified groans and coughing) – How are you making me vomit, I'm not even eating it – It's crunchy, you can't swallow that – Do you see that? (all exclaiming in disgust) – Oh God, oh God, oh God

– [Ned] Round 3 – Alright, next up our punishment corndog is gonna be congealed blood, so we're gonna throw little fake blood packs – Kieth, really try hard on this one (excited exclamation) – I feel like these have a much better chance than the piggies – C'mon Zach (all ooh) – Still same point

– I feel like this is gonna be a draw – This is gonna be a draw (all chuckle slightly) – Oh, 'cause like drawing blood – Subtle pun – Very subtle, a little too subtle

– Yeah, alright, two two – Aren't you tempted to just slam it down, Ned, to just spike it, see if some blood will burst? – [Ned] No – Okay c'mon man, this is everything (all exclaim) – No, no! – Went from so good to so bad so quickly – Slam it? – I think so, right, that's funnier

(slaps on floor) – Whoa, Eugene, you had a chance to sweep it – He told me to slam it – [Ned] Well now we all have to eat it (audience laughter) (ding) Oh well – Man, now we all have to eat blood

– Aw man – Wow there's blood all over the place – I just miss you guys, I wanna eat together – There's already like a very pungent smell – It smells good, yknow the exterior

– You think it smells good? – What do you think it smells like? – I think it smells like, I don't know, blood (laughter) – Have you had like blood sausage before? – Yeah, I vomited for three days straight in Argentina – Don't do that

– What I'm just–I'm allowed to eat the corndog anyway I like – You're creeping me out with, you're just–no, no stop it, I don't like this – Alright, you ready? – I'm not gonna cheers you, you're licking it all– – No why not, don't worry about it You're acting like my spit is grosser than the innards – Ready? – It looks like chocolate

– That's actually really good – Guys, this is Asian food – Um, this is Asian American food – Aw man, I have to worry about (mumbles with food) Now, will it still be good this evening, only time will tell – [Keith] Round 4

– Our punishment corndog for this round is bull testicles – Start at the anus and now we're at the balls – It's really funny to have balls inside of something phallic – Not what you'd expect – Not what you'd expect, exactly

– It taint what you'd expect (all exclaiming) Am I allowed to say that? – Taint is medical – It's not medical at all – It's not? – Okay, Zach, we're tied up, go for the gold – All the nuts are on the line

(booing) – Sorry – This one seems hard to get on there – [Keith] C'mon man, c'mon man! – Thank you little bulls, thank you! (all exclaim) – Eugene, I believe in you, grab the bull by the nuts (all exclaiming) – [Keith] We're getting a little pile of cows – Keith, do you think I could dagger that guy in there? – I don't think that's the way to go

– I think it is the way to go, and if you don't do it, you're a coward – A COW-ard – Coward, hey! – You gotta dunk your bull – The fact that they're telling me not to, makes me think I should – Bull is a cow word

(groans) – [Zach] That's only two hooves, (all clamoring) that's not, it doesn't count, can we get an official? Can we get an official scoring here, that is like 20% of the body at most – And his balls are not on the wood – Balls are off – I think the balls not being on may be the – The balls are off, yeah the balls are off – We say it's no – So we're tied? – You lead – I gotta say props to the props to the prop department here, 'cause these are the most adorable little things, and I'm stealing them all when I leave

– Did you say props to the prop department? – Yeah Subtle pun, actually less than subtle (cheers) – Dang, dang dang dang – I'm good at children's games – You've never been good at anything

(laughter) What the heck – How come yours just slide right through and mine's stuck– (all exclaim) – Mine's playing defense, baby – Now none of us can score, look how adorable it is just take it out of there, he's like hello – Somebody's gonna eat my balls – Should I move this out of the way in case one of them can get it in the hole? – I think that's our reality now

– [Eugene] C'mon Zach – So it's tied – Steer your cow in the right direction – You're on fire – I know right

(gasps) – All comes down to this – Tried to knock yours off but the defense – Now did Keith knock Zach's into the hole? (expectant noise) – It's a tie

– It's a tie, everybody's eatin' balls – Everybody wins! – Everybody gets to eat a ball! – You've had this before? – Oh I've had a ball before (laughter) – I just know that a friend of mine made a video with this and it ruined the microwave forever – Are we the first guest hosts that enjoy losing as a group, because this is not supposed to be a celebration, but – I'll probably eat tomatoes off camera, I'm curious – [Eugene] We are so (laughter) – Alright cheers to balls – [All] To balls! (Zach mumbling while chewing) – Wow, it's tough It's tough, it's chewy – [Keith] It's hard to eat it These balls are so hard

– These balls are smaller than other ones I've had – They're smaller? This is–look at that, that's a bull testicle right there – [Ned] They're cornhole sized – I can't even pierce the ball – There's so many veins in this thing

– Ah man, just look at the texture – Well we had a great time, congrats to all of us for equally being poor at this game – If you wanna see us try more stuff, check out our new channel in the link below – I can't do this, thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing – You know what time it is

– I'm Melissa – And I'm Kiana, and (together) we're at a toga party and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality – Click the top link to watch us play Never Have I Ever in Good Mythical More – And find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land – [Zach] Wear a different mythical tee every day of the week, head over to mythical

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