Is The Government Poisoning Our Water?

– Don't drink the water – Let's talk about that

(alarm rings) (playful theme music) (fire blasts) – Good Mythical Morning – In today's episode, Rhett has another one of his conspiracies – You mean another one of his truths – Sure I do And it's sponsored by Amazon Prime Video's new TV series Homecoming

Homecoming is a mind-bending psychological thriller directed by Sam Esmail, creator of Mr Robot with Julia Roberts in her first starring television role, y'all – I'm just saying, I'm pointing out that the only reason we think we're in Florida is because that's what they told us, right? I mean that's the only reason we have to believe that – If we're not in Florida, where are we? – I don't know That's my whole point, see why would they hide that from us? – Or they're not hiding it, you're wrong, and we are in Florida

– Oh because I'm usually wrong? When I feel like the situation could potentially be (bleep) up? – No, you're not – Because I've never lied to us before? – Rhett and I got a sneak peek at the first few episodes We can't wait to see how it ends because each episode is presented in a collage of memories from past and present and they're only 30 minutes in length which makes it extremely binge-worthy with lots of mysterious twists and turns that unravel throughout It premieres on Prime Video tomorrow, that's November 2nd So check it out

– Yeah and in Homecoming, all answers lead to more questions which is just the case with a category five truth storm I'm about to hit you with It's time for another edition of Hard Truth Sponsored by Homecoming Good morning, sheeple Don't get startled if you're drinking a cup of water

(mug thumps) In fact, drop it right now and ideally splash it in the face of the closest sleepwalking cookie cutter conformist near you to literally and figuratively wake them up! Oh hey – I was already awake – Okay, stick with me, Link – We're off to a great start – Link, what do you know about fluoride in the water? – It's in the water to prevent tooth decay

It's a good thing, Rhett – That's what they want you to believe – End of story – Today I'm gonna tell you all about how the government puts fluoride in the water to mass control the entire population and to keep us chained to our deceptive overlords, and that is only the beginning – Of course

– Come with me, come with me – Okay – Turn your head – I'm here, man – Come with me

Just turn a little bit back Let the people see your face Right there is perfect, 45 degrees Come with me (chuckles) on a little trip back to 1901 A young dentist named Charles McKay travels to Colorado Springs and discover that the residents had disgusting brown stains on their teeth and this became known as the Colorado brown stain, which is also what happened to me after I tried the elk nachos at the Denver airport

Upon closer inspection, Dr McKay discovered that while they had stained teeth, they had no tooth decay whatsoever But they did have a lot of fluoride in the water It turns out, as you know, fluoride prevents tooth decay But they want you to know that

– I knew that – I'm here to tell ya, if it's brown, flush it down, people! Fast forward to 1944, the Michigan Department of Health votes to approve adding fluoride to the water despite no conclusive tests Okay, you know how the people of Michigan like to use their hand to tell you where they're from You've seen this, right? They use the right hand, not the left hand, the right hand Yep, see that? Now point somewhere on Michigan to tell me where you might be from in Michigan if you were there

Just point somewhere on there Just point, no, no, touch it, you touch it You have to touch it Got ya! Michigan gotcha That's how Michigan gets ya

You see how quick that was, cat-like reflexes – That was your point, Michigan gets you? – Yeah, Michigan got us – That's crucial, you build on that – After 11 years of adding fluoride to the water, it was found that 40,000 school children seemed to have less tooth rot and next thing you know, they start adding fluoride to the water supply across the entire country to poison us Now, why would the government poison us, you ask? – Why would the government poison us? – I'm glad you're paying attention

The government poisons us with fluoride because they cannot control a population of potentially psychically gifted X-Men, or excuse me, X-People, which we would be if not for fluoride, Link – Okay, so What about not having tooth decay makes you psychic? – Keep listening – Makes you not psychic – I'm gonna break it down

Why don't you enjoy some pine nuts while you're listening and being woken up – Okay good Finally something I can get into – Fluoride has been added to 70% of the American drinking water The largest incidents of mass involuntary medication

Fluoride is toxic and 50 to 60% of fluoride stays and builds up in the body, mostly in the pineal gland What's a pineal gland, you might ask? – What's a pineal gland? – Great question, Link! Government scientists will tell you that the pineal gland is for sleep and reproduction but we know that the pineal gland is known by many as our third eye It's where we store our psychic abilities Link, can I use you as a demonstration? – I would love it, Rhett – Link, what am I thinking about right now? – Something horrible, like, I don't know

Mind control – Nope, I'm thinking about Burt Reynolds in heaven playing checkers with a baby zebra And you would have known that if your brain was not compromised with fluoride See how conclusive this already is? – You drank all the same water I did growing up – Now the pineal gland lives deep in the brain– – Apparently more of it

– And is shaped, the pineal gland is shaped like a pine nut, which you have been eating and chewing on just like the fluoride chews on your brain Link, this is your brain (hammer thumping) That's your brain on fluoride (crew laughs) But that's not all, the government doesn't do this alone They have help

Link Do you brush your teeth? – [Link] Yes (crew laughs) – (chuckles) The government is helped– – I'm not usually this involved in your conspiracies, man Do you really need me for this? – The government is helped by their longtime henchmen Link, you ever heard of a dentist? – Yes, I've heard of a dentist

You're asking me questions that– – Did you know what dentist means? – Don't ever – Doctors evil need to incapacitate sadistically, too true! – All dentists are evil and they wanna incapacitate people because they're sadistic – Let me show you a little video from Australia – Eddy, I and other dental professional groups will not speak to anybody from the anti-fluoridation side but I've been asked to not refer to myself as a past president of the Dental Association of South Australia In fact, I'm no longer a member of the Dental Association over this issue

– Now relatedly, I've also been asked not to refer to myself as a past president of the Dental Association of South Australia, but I'm not a dentist nor am I Australian, but here's the deal Dentists who don't go with the fluoride party line, they get blacklisted, Link Because dentists are in on the conspiracy But if you need any more proof that dentists are evil, just look at the freaking tools – Don't use that on me

Don't do it – Let me– – I don't want you to do this part – Open Open Open, open

You see how resistant he is? – I'm opening, whatever – That's because even though your pineal gland is severely compromised, it's still in tact enough to know that dentists are evil – Come on, don't I don't care – You know what, I'm done with that

– I wanna support you – I'm done with that! – No, I wanna support you! There's probably some pine nut back there – I don't wanna hurt you Okay listen, dentists, you would think that they're doctors but they're not, they're more like tooth janitors, and if you really wanna get your teeth cleaned, why you gonna stick things like this in when you could use a tooth mop? Now Link, this is when I really need you to open your mouth (crew laughing) (mysterious music) Get it in there, Neal! This is a demonstration

The people need to know Open up wide, I'm cleaning your teeth the way that you've always needed (crew laughing) How's that? It's kinda dusty Okay now, I know that most of you– – What was your, what did that prove? – Just stay with me I know that most of you are already convinced, but some of you are thinking, I don't even drink tap water

Ha ha, if you only knew Well you're about to, the water, the dentists, what if I told you that's all old news? What if I told you that the modern highest source of fluoride in today's culture is kombucha! Yep! Kombucha, Link You heard of it? – The highest source of fluoride? – The modern poison pond of corrupt government mind control, to be specific Now, kombucha is produced using an organism known as the scoby, and haters will tell you this stands for symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast which grows but the truth is right here, Link You know what scoby means, Link? – Soon, Cathy

– Scary chemicals oversaturating bodies, yikes! (crew laughs) (sighs) Gosh, it's so exhausting getting the truth out Now Americans have moved– – Oh you're telling me – Americans have moved away from tap water because of taste and government had to create a contingency so they invented the modern health movement and the favorite beverage of health nuts, kombucha Hello! How else could something this gross be accepted by the public? (crew laughs) Look at that While I shake that in front of your face, listen to some facts

Kombucha has tons of fluoride Hello! And they tell you, public accepts it because they tell you that it's good for you But no, it's keeping the public as sheep Your health drink is poison! Hello! Listen to this, kombucha is suspicious for a number of reasons You have to drink it in small doses to get used to it like poison, hello! You have to show ID to buy it because the government is tracking you, hello! Kombucha can also easily explode in its bottle if you're not careful

Did someone say government-fueled domestic terrorism? Hello! Wake up, Link! Kombucha has been compromised There you have it The government has conspired with their sadistic dentist army to force feed us brown stain poison Calcifying our ability to reach metaphysical and psychic heights, and not even quote-unquote health drinks are safe because nothing and no one is safe in this accelerated dystopian republic built on fear and compliance That's it

That's all I got – Very convincing, Rhett You did good All right you wanna go take a nap now? – Sure – Okay

Thanks to Homecoming for partnering with us It premieres tomorrow, November 2nd on Prime Video, so (snaps fingers) check it out – Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing – You know what time it is – Hi I'm Jazzy

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