Instant Noodles Mukbang (Every Flavor Indomie)

(poppy electronic music) – Welcome to Let's Talk About That, the show about the show I'm Stevie and we've named our entire galaxy after the secretions of a cow's udder

This week's guests are the reasons for those don't get in the pool with active diarrhea signs Please welcome Rhett and Link (crew applauds, cheers) – [Rhett] How'd you know? (Link grunts) – Oh There's a couch there We put a couch there now

Hello gentlemens – There's a leg there – Welcome to this Saturday – You're actually supposed to wait, technically, at least at the Rose Bowl pool, (chuckles) you're supposed to wait like a week after you had diarrhea before you get back in – Yeah

Well I shortened it for the intro but I could say, are the reason for those active diarrhea within a week signs – But what is that? Is that because people may not be completely clean or– – I think it's 'cause– – It might happen again – There's poo poos, you know – There's residual – There's some little poo poos coming out

– Ew! – And you guys are the little poo poos in this case (Rhett laughs) (Link groans) Also I really liked the submitted intro but then I Googled it and technically, 'cause they're referencing the Milky Way – Oh I knew – The Milky Way, yes That's what it was

(mimics explosion) – But it's actually not true that it's– – It's a candy bar – Yeah – Not real milk – No, I thought this was interesting and I think it reads as something that we all probably knew at one point when we were taught it and then we forgot it, like all those great lessons from school that you should totally learn – Yeah stay in school

– Too late – The Romans named the galaxy via lactea which translates to road of milk but the Romans weren't the first to name the galaxy, it was the Greeks, and the name that the Greeks gave it translated to milky circle but it was based on Greek myth because Zeus brought his son Hercules home for Hera to breastfeed while she was sleeping Hera did not like Hercules, mainly because the child was half-mortal Psh, of course, and was the result of one of Zeus's affairs When Hera awoke, she quickly pushed Hercules away which caused a few drops of milk to spill into the night sky

– Oh that's how the galaxy happened – So it's breast milk – Exactly It's not cow's udders – I will let no mortal touch my nipple

– Well depending on– – Half mortal – Who was talking about Hera 'cause I'm sure that some people back in the he day were like, ugh, what a cow, you know But like in terms of the animal, no It's just boob milk – It's just boob milk

– Which I feel like would be a better name for the galaxy – Boob milk – We're not star dust, we're all just boob milk – Boob milk – But like imagine you're stargazing with your kids, and you're like, and this is the boob milk galaxy

I feel like that would go over well – I like the idea – I think we should re-name – Which explains why all astronomers are thirsty – Okay

(chuckles awkwardly) We put a hit out on astronomers this week – Boob milk – But that's not the only thing we're gonna do 'cause I've got a lot today And the first thing is on my list of teasers, I built that up but then I forgot what the first thing I was gonna say was, all right Is that, we have a new clothing line coming out

– Yes! – Yes – We're all wearing it today – Whoa! That's what it is – I didn't recognize some of it on us but it's actually a first for us and I'm going to tell all the Mythical Beasts why – Look at that

– And there's also a trailer that comes with this clothing collection – Are we gonna watch the trailer? – We're gonna watch it and it's gonna be great That's coming up Also on a lower note, I have to really, I'm going to my sad, emotional place – Oh yeah

– With your lower voice – It seems like your regular voice (chuckles) I mean it didn't change much – We had an intervention happen this week in the office Yeah

But we taped it – Do not know what you're talking about – Exactly, we filmed the intervention so we'll get to see it Seems a little inappropriate but we did it anyway So that's also coming

– Okay – But first, this week, there were a lot of noodles on the show – Yeah – So many noodles You were throwing noodles

– Noodled so hard – So little time – Everywhere So many noodles, so little time that we had to cut a noodle We had to cut a noodle

(chuckles) – Cut a noodle, that's not a euphemism for anything It's not a euphemism for anything Don't laugh at it like it is – Who cut the noodle? – This rejected GMM snack is a whole lot of noodles in one place and there's a word the internet likes to use for that – Noodle town

– It's noodle town time (Rhett chuckles) Look, we're here and the word I was looking for was mukbang (chuckles) – Oh yes! – But it feels like noodle town – Noodle town indeed – That's definitely what it looks like

– Welcome to noodle town – So what we have here is various different iterations of a Indonesian noodle called Indomie Indo like Indonesia and mie means noodle – Oh so this is like Indonesian noodles – It's like mie town

– All right do I get to throw a dart? – No (chuckles) No darts – I'll just use my chopsticks (chopstick clatters) – So One of the reasons that we rejected this from the list was because these are all instant noodles, but Davin has assured me this is the official food basically

Right, Davin, the official– – The official food of Indonesia? – [Davin] That is correct, yeah (Stevie gasps) – Indomie instant noodles, onion chicken – Oh – Mm! This is gonna get all over I can already see it

– You got a spoon here though, you can use your– – You don't wanna get too much, we gotta pace ourselves When you goin' to noodle town, you gotta obey the speed limit (chuckles) You know what I'm saying? – You got it? – Oh lord – (chuckles) I see this ending very poorly – I'm not getting anything

– Davin, do you know– – How'd I get so many noodles? – Would it be insulting if I asked, 'cause I mean, this reminds me of instant ramen Is it a different type of noodle? – [Davin] I mean it's technically instant ramen It's the same thing – That's a little spicy Those onions and those chickens– – Got a little kick to it

– At noodle town – You're drippin' on my foot – (chuckles) Sorry – You're drippin' on my foot, as opposed to off my foot – I told you this is gonna end poorly

– What's this? – We've got special chicken – [Davin] Even I don't know what's special about it – Oh – Oh – The way that you gave a little attitude to that

I really liked it – I'm really not getting the special part – It's especially not notable You know what I'm saying? – Yeah, I can see that – Especially bland

– I will say I still like it though – Vegetable fla-vour is a totally different col-our – You know how you do it? You– – I'm not good at getting noodles – Noodles, I always find if you're looking for the worst possible date food, go have pho or some kind of soupy noodle-based dish – No but see that is great to take somebody to a messy meal the first date 'cause then you see– – And see what they do

– What they're made out of You wanna see how somebody slurps – I think it's a good second date or like baby back ribs – (chuckles) Why did I give myself a bite? – This one has lemon in it, which is turning me off – This is not good

– You guys are really quick noodle eaters – This is not good Something special in a bad way about this one – Mm – Now why are all of these soupless? – They're stir-fry

– We ran out of water (chuckles) It's California Okay so these are Mi Goreng (chuckling) – See how I already have some? – This is different because we don't have instant fried things – Barbecue chicken flavor

Now as a man from the southern United States, I typically take issue when people try to imitate barbecue – Oh no – Mm – [Davin] Well it's not American barbecue, Rhett It's Indonesian barbecue

– Boom! Ha ha – It is pretty good I like the way your voice echoes too – I really like this Is there a most popular situation? Are you keeping that from us until we discover it? – [Davin] The most popular would probably be the original noodles which you guys are gonna try next

– Oh, fried noodles – Yep – Mi Goreng fried noodles – If you wanna know what this one tastes like, it tastes kinda like if they put noodles and put some spicy KC Masterpiece on it – Casey

(chuckles) – Like a– – She'll write something – Like a barbecue, oh (chuckling) – Wow, it is kinda spicy – Barbecue sauce – This is the OG original most popular flavor

– Mm I mean it's good The only one so far that's not good is lemongrass – Right now my favorite one is the onion chicken back here – I do enjoy the onion chicken

But I also enjoy the that one Is this descriptive, is this what they do, this is not what they do in mukbangs, I'll tell you right now – Okay so I've got the spicy, I'm gonna wrap that around my– – Whoa That is deceptively spicy – Oh no! I'm not getting it

I'm not getting the spiciness – Really? – I think the first fried one was more spicy – No, it's spicy It's definitely spicy – Mm

– It's good though – Okay so, definitively– – Mm I'm voting for onion chicken – Not at all subjectively You're into the wet noodle

– I'm into the wet onion – My favorite is the barbecue chicken – Me too! – When eating like this just off of just plates in front of you with other people, I prefer the non-soup The reason Link prefers the soup is because it's right in front of him – Yeah

– 'Cause I can keep eating this one – Okay many mukbang done in mie town noodle town – Yes – And I'm really happy that it didn't get all over anyone's clothes except for Link's shoe that's not part of our collection – No

– Because this is a first for us, if you are a member of the Mythical Society, or you subscribe to our monthly newsletter, you got a little bit of a head's up, but today is the day that we launch our first-ever storywear collection – [Link] Yeah! (slapping legs) – And it's called Post Apawcalypse – Oh I get it – Apawcalypse, and so we created this idea of storywear 'cause we wanted to merge storytelling and the narrative with a clothing collection 'Cause it's very Mythical of us

– Yeah – And so there's a whole story behind this collection We're each wearing some of the pieces but on the site, there's a hat, there's bandanas, there's stick bandana, there's stickers There's more t-shirts, there's a denim button-up There's all kinds of things at Mythical

store But to premiere this whole collection, we partnered with our friends at Cartoona and we made an animated trailer so check it out – [Narrator] The year was 2049 A group of celebrity influencers and their trusted canine companions ordered the intergalactic spaceship Embark One and prepared for launch Tragedy struck when mission control's senior supervisor allowed his dog Pugs Aldrin, to do the honor of pressing the launch button

Unfortunately, he was a bad boy! And he pressed the nuclear button instead NASA and the US Missile Command Center consolidated in 2025 due to budget concerns The mishap caused a chain reaction that would wipe out the majority of the human race

A ruff day to say the least (dog barks) While most humans did not survive the nuclear apocalypse, miraculously a majority of dogs did The nuclear fall-out altered their biochemical makeup drastically, providing them with many of the abilities and physical features of humans The result was a new breed of human-dog hybrid known as hume-dogs In honor of their fallen best friends, hume-dogs assumed the role that humans once held

As for the surviving humans, they assumed the role of pets and are happier than ever being showered with unconditional love and affection, and the occasional belly rub Post Apawcalypse, a Mythical storywear collection, available at Mythicalstore (Link claps) – Ah ha ha ha ha – Thank you Cartoona

You know what, this is a dream of mine – Oh which part? – You know, I mean, well I didn't actually dream this– – Belly rub by a large dog with a– – Like Jade and I having a sort of role reversal where I get to curl up in her lap and get a belly rub Why are you looking like that's weird? Ain't nothing weird about that – Okay – I think as the video just showed, it's pretty weird

(laughing) That's kinda what I think is cool about it but– – So do, I can't remember, did we name our guys because– – I mean we have internal names, that is Happy Chompers 'Cause he's happy and he's got chompers – I got Happy Chompers on my left pec and my left hip flexor – And I gotta say, actually, those are the pants that I wore in the Shay pre-tape but I didn't give like much of a tease to it and I got several compliments about the pants and I wanted to say, they're coming – Where do I get those pants, Stevie? – They're coming to you

– [Link] I'm particular excited about pants– – Mythicalstore – Because they're so, they're very comfortable – They're so comfy – And they're not too baggy

They're not plumphy, like (blows raspberry) – Huh – They're more like shoo – Yeah very sh– – Which is also a dream of yours – Yeah

– To have not plumphy pants Which is great But there's a lot of different little things as part of the graphics that are little Easter eggs and so you could go over to Mythicalstore and check out the whole collection Everything matches, all the pieces could be put together into one epic piece, you can layer the t-shirts, you know, like three t-shirts at once

You won't see the graphics on the t-shirts that are underneath – I don't necessarily recommend wearing all of them at the same time but you know what, if you did that and took a picture of yourself, we'd probably feature it (laughing) That's how it works – Okay so again, going from a very happy topic that you can explore more at Mythicalstore, over to a more solemn, serious point that I mentioned before, there was an intervention

You know what, it's best if we just take a look – Hey, can we talk to you in the board room really quick? – [Josh] Yeah, what's up? – Just wanna talk – Okay – We'll be quick Yeah, no worries

Having a chat Welcome This is the board room, you've been here before, yeah Got all of your friends and just make yourself comfortable Yeah

– Thank you – There you go, do you need some water? – No I'm totally fine – Okay Josh We're so glad you're here

We wanted to all gather together to talk to you We love you and care about you as a co-worker and a friend I think we can say that, right? – Mm-hm, yeah both, both – Yeah yeah, not just a professional relationship We care about you and, but there's been an issue

Kevin – Yeah it's actually a very serious issue Matt? – Well, it's not about the breast milk in the fridge That's fine, we don't care about that – Is it about the guinea pigs? – No the guinea pigs we like, the guinea pigs are cool

– [Kevin] Those are fine – [Matt] How do we break this to him? – We hate your mustache and we think it's terrible It's creepy and it's bad and it needs to go – It's ugly – It's terrible, how do you not know? Do you not have a mirror? – Kevin looks like a 16 year old that went abroad to Spain for like three weeks and came back with– – Kevin's mustache looks good

– We like Kevin's mustache – We are all fine with Kevin's mustache – I like it too Every morning, Matt tells me how handsome I look – I hate that Kevin's here

– He's deflecting – Good mustache – It's okay, don't take it personally People say a lot of things, they act out – I've always hated Kevin

I mean on a deep, visceral level, his work on the show, his just general aura, his wife most of all – He worked hard on that mustache Yours is trash, you look like a trash person – Yeah, you look terrible – [Matt] Like a person made of trash

– [Kevin] How's your girlfriend feel about this? – You still have a girlfriend? – That's what I'm saying, earlier, I was asking, does he have a girlfriend still? – [Ellie] I mean they live together so it's kinda hard to break up, she might just be biding her time – That makes sense – They're probably on the lease together – Yeah, it's hard We should actually reach out and support her honestly

– We should, I have her phone number so I'll call her later – If you saw someone with food in their teeth, what would you do? – What we're trying to say is nobody likes you anymore – Nobody? – It's not nobody, it's just like, nobody here Nobody, yeah – Yeah

Also it's not just us by the way We have a few comments we'd like to share with you if you don't mind For example, Christopher Davis says, it throws off a real serial killer vibe – [Ellie] That's not good – The Loki Toki, holy God man, shave that mustache

Zero likes – Yeah, Jennie Deshane says, please for the love of God, make Josh shave that, and in quotes, mustache, and I wanna be clear that she's not quoting anyone That's her saying that it's barely a mustache It's offensive – Eric Rafford said, if Josh walks within 100 feet of a playground, the police are going to be called on him with that mustache

– It has happened before – Yeah that's not surprising Josh's mustache looks like a mustard poop smear streak in a baby's diaper and I think that was being a little bit too nice – You're awesome Josh, but lose the mustache You're reminiscent of a 13 year old who thinks his peach fuzz lip is sexy

– I just like that they said I'm awesome – See that's the problem, you're hearing what you wanna hear and you're ignoring the reality – It's probably very hard to hear with a mustache like that on your face – This guy says that it looks like Josh fell into a pile of dirt and he had some glue on his upper lip and he landed right on his upper lip and there's dirt on his face, he's ugly – Kevin, that's just your opinion

You're just speaking from– – When I see that mustache, it makes me want to pull all the skin off my face until I'm bleeding and dead – You gotta stop quoting people, is this just you? – No, no, @JoshsDad said, hmm, just lost a son That sucks – Yeah – Oof

– Tough – This one just says, Josh keeps parking in my parking spot and it makes me late to meetings and I think someone with a mustache like that really shouldn't walk around with that much privilege – No one has assigned spots – [Teresa] It's not me, it's the comment though – Yeah we don't know who it is

– Obviously I would never wanna do anything to hurt any co-workers, I care about some of you Wushu most of all This is about bodily autonomy and personal choice and if I wanna keep it, I'm going to and you can't do anything about that But if we were to do something, like say, shave it for a good cause, I think I might be open to that – I mean as long as he shaves it, I don't care what he does

– If we can raise $5000 for No Kid Hungry, then Rhett and Link will shave my mustache on LTAT – Yeah – That'd be fine If it makes you feel better about it – There's money in something

– Yeah, just stay away from playgrounds and yeah, that sounds good – When you said that, made it seem like you had this plan before you came in here – I don't know what you're talking about Is Wushu even alive anymore? – This has been a very exhausting, emotional day for him (all laughing) – Everybody was laughing at the ending which made me feel a lot better

– Whoa ho ho ho ho ho! – We actually all had to come together for a group hug especially me and Kevin I'm just like, I love Kate, man, she's really great Yeah so we all made up but that was– – That was good but he does have your girlfriend's number still – Yeah, I mean that was just– – You should get– – They carpool – It was all a joke

– They carpool (laughs) – I don't know where, but they do – All right so for the record, you're on board with raising money for, this is your idea basically – Yeah this is my idea This is my way to, if someone– – Get rid of your mustache

– Comes at me, I like to dig down deeper and so like back in November, people were like that's a terrible mustache So I'm like yeah let's see how terrible it can get (Rhett and Stevie laugh) So now I'm here and I don't wanna shave it unless there is something on the line, $5000 for a really good charity – I once had a mustache – Yeah? – Yeah

– Seen it (laughs) – But we didn't raise any money for anything – That's true – Missed opportunity – Here we go, but not only is Josh gonna shave it, you are gonna shave it for Josh

– That was also part of my stipulation I don't know why anymore, I just, I really, I like to be close to you guys and I wanna– – You know what that involves right? It involves sharp objects that I would wield on your face – I mandated a Venus four-blade women's safety razor (laughing) Just to prevent, I don't want you to straight shave me You know? – Right

It probably won't even remove any of the hair, it's just, it's for show – So do you wanna talk a little bit about the charity that you chose 'cause it's close to you, close to your heart – It is yeah, so No Kid Hungry, they're working to eliminate childhood hunger, they're part of Share Our Strength And food security is something that I really struggled with growing up, growing up with a single parent, trying to make ends meet and I was always on like the reduced cost federally subsidized lunch program which is really awesome that that exists, but they would make you go to a separate line basically to get your lunch tickets and I remember days where I was so embarrassed to even do that that I would lie to my friends and be like, oh I'm fasting 'cause I'm training for a marathon That's why I don't have any lunch today

And so that's actually a really huge issue and so No Kid Hungry is making breakfast and lunch part of the actual school day So you get to school at say 7:30 or 8 am And you would actually all convene for a breakfast and then same thing with lunch and that also gives an opportunity to learn about cooking and making lunch part of a school curriculum which is something that I believe really strongly and they also do educational programs for parents on how to say feed a family healthily on a small budget and so No Kid Hungry is something that's really, really close to my heart and I've given to it when I can in the past and now I'm trying to leverage people's hatred for my facial hair– (laughing) To give even more – I love it! – Very strategic

– Thank you, Josh, that's amazing – If we raise $5000 by March 23rd, we're gonna shave your mustache But I think there's also a little ante-upping to do Which is if we raise $10,000, oh no, we know that's not gonna happen – Rhett shaves his beard

– No one wants that again If we raise $10,000 by March 23rd, I think there's something else that we're, I was gonna say– – Gonna shave? – There's something else we're gonna be shaving, but I realized how weird that– – Yeah, my head, my head was the answer We're gonna shave my head, yeah So yeah, $10,000, we shave my entire head – Oh gosh

– 15, you can shave anything you want (Rhett and Stevie laugh) – Oh my God – You said it (laughs) – Why don't we make it, if we raise 10, we don't shave your head 'Cause– – That's no fun

– No, that's not near as– – (laughs) So you go to our socials There's gonna be a nice graphic here, right Matthew, that says where you need to go – Very super nice – I really like the hashtag we're using, which is #NoStacheHungry, so if you're gonna talk about it on social– – I get it – #NoStacheHungry is the hashtag

– But how do you spell stache? Is it C-H-E? – Did you say C-H? – It did start with a C (laughing) – I'm spelling the last part, the only part that is in question S-T-A– – Yeah? – C-H-E? – Oh, yes, correct – Because people will spell it wrong, like you're hiding something – No no, we'll put it right here, this is the hashtag

That's how you spell stache And– – Don't misspell it – Guys, it's for a great cause And for great entertainment that Josh has provided So please donate what you can and let's make this happen

– They look all right, you ever shave your head before? – No – Okay (laughing) – And that's all I got today, so let's all together say the final line – [Together] Until next LTAT, keep on BYMB – F-O S-H-O

– F-O S-H-O – Not that loud – F-O S-H-O – Yeah like a whisper (poppy electronic music)

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