Hilarious Kids’ Science Fair Projects (GAME)

– These kids take science fair projects to a whole new level – Let's talk about that

(funky electronic music) (fire crackles) Good Mythical Morning – And Good Mythical reminder We have a podcast called Ear Biscuits and the audio version is available wherever podcasts are found and the video version now has its own channel – Yes – YouTube

com/EarBiscuits Please subscribe – Yes, please But now let's talk about science fairs Every great science fair project requires three things: a good idea, a poster board folded into three parts, and parents who are willing to do all of the work

– Uh-huh but there are some kids out dere Out dere – Out dere, out dere, you know, out dere – Out dere in the bayou (chuckling) (crew laughs) There are kids who actually do knock it out of the park sometimes and they land smack dab in the weird part of science fair town

– Right – Or the bayou And we're playing a game with some of the most unusual science fair projects today It's time for– ♪ Weird science ♪ (80s pop music) ♪ Fair projects ♪ – Now half the fun of a bad science fair project is having a lab partner to blame your failures on so in this game Link and I will be blaming our failures on one another and we're gonna be competing against Mythical team members Jordan and Emily – Hello guys

– Hey! – All right, so what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna look at some photos of some unusual science fair projects with something censored And then we are going to compete to guess what is behind the censorship, okay? And one of those things gets an A The loser gets an F Now, there's a lot of these floating around the internet that have been doctored, they've been chopped, but we did our due diligence or at least Kevin did, right? So we think that none of these are Photoshopped – We think these are all real

– These are all sincere science projects – You guys ready for science? – Yes – Mm-hmm – All right, let's see the first one All right so I see there's three censored blocks here

The something, something muscle gateway to the something – [Rhett] First of all he's very proud of whatever it is – Sure – Still got on his goggles – Proud of whatsever in that little dish

– [Link] Yeah that's weird because he's talking about a muscle gateway but then that looks like a volcano – Everything looks like poo I don't know if I just have the mentality of a nine year old boy – I've also never seen a flesh-colored volcano before That's new

– I have, story of my life – Oh! – All right so let's get our white boards I think there's plenty to go on here – Okay I have one and then you tell me what you think – Okay less scientific but– – Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots– – Okay

– Doesn't Link look great today? (Link chuckles) – Is that your answer? – We were whispering – We were whispering compliments about me Do that all day – Great – We're ready

– Well yours is wrong, ours is correct – Yes – Okay all right – All right – You want us to go first? – [Stevie] Well I was gonna ask for Emily and Jordan

– All right, Emily and Jordan – Okay So this is, you can blame this one on me, but, the most relaxed gateway to the lost city of Atlantis! (crew laughing) – There's no way that's wrong There's no way that's wrong – There's no way

That's where the flesh-colored volcanoes are I have been told – Okay wow All right – What? – I am sticking by my team member

Who is not insane Who is not having some sort of episode right now – We think we've got it – Yes Speaking of sticking– – The– – Butt hole, anus muscle, gateway to the colon

– Wow You guys sounded like an acapella group (laughing) – [Stevie] All right let's reveal what it is ♪ Butt hole ♪ – [Link] The sphincter! Ringed muscle gateway to the scatological – [Rhett] We should have gone more technical I guess

– Stevie, you're gonna award the point to the person who was closest, right? And that would be– – [Stevie] Yeah I'm gonna have to give it to Rhett and Link – You were close – Yeah I mean that's neck and neck, I mean – Well that's what I call my scatological is the lost city of Atlantis – Okay

– It's a way to create a safe distance– – Tom-ay-toh, tom-ah-toh, you know – [Stevie] You guys ready for the next one? – [Link] That's your pick-up line in bars? – Oh yeah – All right, next one – [Link] Bowl cut blank – [Rhett] Oh wow this kid

He got first frickin' place, look at that – [Link] He did Ha also has a bowl cut – He's got Bastian from NeverEnding Story – Is that who that is? Yes

– Saying his mother's name in the movie which no one can understand What was it, it was Moon Child, but he sounds like he's just going, "Na ya ra!" – Moon Child? – I don't remember this movie – Moon Child is the, NeverEnding Story? – And it looks like he's in Indianapolis That should give you a lot – [Jordan] This kid, I don't wanna slander this kid

– Don't – But he does, oh I won't Fine, I won't – Do it Do it

– You know, he looks like a bully I feel like this kid probably made fun of me for carrying my Game Boy to class – Oh – Oh – And you know, maybe I shouldn't have had a Game Boy in class and maybe I should have tried to make friends, but, so maybe he had a point

But also, come on, give me a break – He does look like he may have been into hockey – This kid has easily cupped a fart and thrown it in someone– (laughing loudly) – And the materials, there's materials, like you just need a bowl, scissors, and– – [Jordan] Okay I think I know this one actually – [Emily] The 1990s – Okay, yeah, scientific, I like that

– He got first place (Emily laughs loudly) – Yeah – I think we got it We got it – I'm sure that's how you spell that

– Okay – [Stevie] All right, Rhett and Link, let's see it – All right we think he went sophisticated We think this is bowl cut psychology – Oh

– The psychology of the bowl cut – Right, it goes very deep There's lots of inner trauma for every kid who– – Clearly – Has a bowl cut – I think we know what he's actually trying to get across

Bowl cut, fly AF (laughing) He's trying to take back the bowl cut He's like, I'm a good-looking guy So is Moe from The Three Stooges, the kid from the NeverEnding Story– – Devon Sawa – We are all fly AF

– [Stevie] All right, let's reveal it – Aerodynamics – Aerodynamics – [Link] Wow – [Jordan] Which aerodynamics, the science of flying

– Actually– – Oh! – [Stevie] Oh I'm gonna take that argument, Jordan – Yeah I think that's a pretty good argument – Way to go! – You deserve that point – Thank you – You do

– See we were on the right track 'cause it was, it was smart but, still didn't get the point – [Stevie] There's another one You guys wanna see it? – Yeah let's see it – [Link] Oh, blank versus blank – Okay

– These all look like they could be part of a montage in the beginning part of a true crime documentary – Yeah (Rhett laughs) – Rhett, were you cloned? – Yeah, exactly I know where my brain is going at this point I mean, there's a picture of a cat and he's holding what looks to be a jumper cable

– [Link] There's a battery over there – [Rhett] This kid looks like he's heading towards a bad, bad life – Yeah just based on the sweatshirt, a bad life, and/or a Phish concert You could be headed toward both actually – Well he might be going towards a good life, but the cats are not

– All right – All right – You think this is just straightforward? – It's probably just car batteries versus cats, right? (stifled chuckling) Also I think Rhett looks really good today too – He does The shirt looks soft but it would be inappropriate to touch it

– That's not a cat, that's a bear (Jordan laughs) – All right, all right I think we got this one in the bag – Yeah, this one is, this has to be right – I wish I could write faster

Okay – Okay – [Stevie] All right we're gonna go with Jordan and Emily first – Cats versus battery So you think the big blank is cat– – It's the word cats, yep

– And the little blank is battery – Yes, uh-huh – Well it could be reverse It could be battery versus cats, but then it would be beating cats – That's not what you wrote

– Oh my God, we're gonna get technical about this? – Can we just erase ours and put something about the lost city of Atlantis? (all laughing) It's probably as good a guess – My butt has nothing to do with this – We said– – We went with more straightforward, scientific Electricity versus cats – [Stevie] Let's reveal it

– Yes! – Yes! – Exactly it – Boom! – Versus cat, oh it was just one cat that volunteered for this – Electricity versus cat – Where are all the other cats in the photos? – Wow, that's some torture scenario, which you're in favor of I guess – No

I wanna be clear I am a cat hater but I do not condone or endorse violence towards cats So that kid definitely shouldn't have gotten first Maybe second or third place – [Stevie] All right here's another one

– [Link] The effect of blank on blank performance This is the ol' partner science fair project – Yeah So I mean some, some observations I think we got a little Toad from Mario Kart down there

So maybe gaming is part of it – I see cows – There's cows – [Link] I don't know what the pictures are but there are three pictures of the same scene – And it does look like a gaming console there in the lower right-hand corner, which might be part of this

– Oh yeah, okay – It also looks like one of them is from a different time, like they time traveled in one lifetime, so the same dude – [Jordan] The kid on the left is there to close his own loop – Yeah Pretty much

– Look out! – Either that or they're brothers – [Emily] Oh yeah that's probably part of it, yeah – Whatever you do, don't win this science fair project – Yeah (laughing) – Changes everything

– Ruins our life – What do you think about this? – Yep, that's what I was thinking – (snorts) Yeah – Okay we got it – All right

Rhett and Link – We think it is the effect of milk on gaming performance We went with milk because of the two cattle We cannot think of any other reason you would have cattle Unless it's the effect of leather on gaming performance, which is– – I'm sorry

You guys are actually wrong The real answer is the effect of coffee on Dad's performance (Rhett laughs) – The Toad is their dad in the situation – Oh, at least he's, oh– – [Rhett] Texting on MarioKart – Wow

– Genius! – [Rhett] Is there a cow in MarioKart? – Yeah, there's a track called Moo Moo Gardens or something – Oh – Oh – They threw us off – You can hit cows

– [Stevie] All right I'm gonna have to give the point to Rhett and Link on this one – Yes, yes, so that's actually a cool idea They were texting and driving– – Right – But in a safe Mario environment – Where it's acceptable

– [Stevie] Let's go next – [Link] Okay she's propped up there, posed– – [Rhett] Hold on, how did she win first and second? – We got a plane, a horse – Something manipulation How to get what you want – Okay there's a pony on there

There's a purse, there's a plane, there's money Yeah, right – Where do you wanna go to lunch after this? (Emily chuckles) – I'd like a burger – There's not two blanks there though – But it could be one, okay good

Then this one? – Okay No I like that, I like that, yes – I wish you two would get along – All right – We compromise

– [Stevie] Emily and Jordan, let's see it – Santa manipulation – Ooh, oh – Okay – Ah

– She clearly has compromising photos of Santa And she used it to get a horse for Christmas – That is actually really, really good, 'cause we went with parent manipulation I think that Santa is a more straightforward answer Let's see what's the answer

– Step dad! – Step dad! (Rhett laughs) – [Emily] Very nice – Technically, Santa could be a step dad – Sure, yeah – [Stevie] Oh gosh I mean, but it's, Rhett and Link, you get the point

– Yes! – No, that's correct – [Stevie] Okay, here is the last one – [Link] Grandma blank blank blank – First of all, you guys can't win at this point But if you get this 100% right, you take home the victory

– I actually need this If I get the F, my mom won't let me go to space camp (Rhett laughs) – Oh All right this is for space camp for Jordan – Now I see, are those Skittles? – [Link] Yeah, those are Skittles

– [Jordan] That's it, that's gotta be it, right? – There's a skunk, there's crap – There's more dookie What's up with kids putting poo– – That's definitely like hard candy balls in her purse up there on the right – [Link] Hard candy in the grandma's purse And another grandma, and another grandma

– This doesn't make any sense based on those blanks, but I think it has something to do with this – Yes – Oh I didn't notice the thing that you noticed I just noticed it now – Oh yeah

– Yeah – So, okay So this makes sense now Now you agree with me – Before I was just like, all right

(chuckles) – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett and Link, what do you have? – [Rhett and Link] Grandma, what's she smelling? – She's smelling poop, skunks – It's its own thing – [Stevie] And for all the marbles maybe Emily and Jordan – Grandma, Skittles in heaven? – Aw

(Rhett laughs) Aw no – They were her favorite! So we wanna know if she gets Skittles in heaven – So the science fair project is, well you communicate with the afterlife – You do a goat sacrifice – Right there in middle school

– Yes exactly, out in the playground by the flagpole – Why she smells! – What? – Somehow that's sadder than her being dead – Yeah, I know – Well of course, she might be smelling after she died – I thought maybe she murdered the doo-doo skunk

I had a grandma that used to kill moles with a pitchfork in the backyard so I thought maybe– – She would just stand out there and wait for 'em? – No she drowned them out with a hose in the holes and they would come up to the top and then she'd stab them with a pitchfork – Sounds like an episode of Tom and Jerry – I'm not kidding – Sounds like a game – Every time you start to talk about your childhood, a voice in my head goes, this is gonna be awful

(laughing) – So she literally played Whac-A-Mole – Well yeah – You stab 'em all, I guess – Stab 'em all, yeah – Okay guys

You get an F – Aw man – You're not gonna go to space camp We get the A and together, we are– – Science AF – Science AF

(chuckling) – Ah yes, thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing – Now you guys say– – Call me when you have a bible fair – Oh (laughing) – You know what, say you know what time it is – Oh– – You know what time it is! – [Link] Please, say you know what time it is! – I have 10 more things to say

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