Giant Human Chocolate Fountain

– Welcome to the internet, fam! (laughing) (upbeat music) – Chocolate might be one of the greatest human achievements in history, therefore the next step in our evolution is, of course, human chocolate That's why we're gonna turn Link into a human chocolate fountain! – I'm not quite following the logic here

– Doesn't matter, it's time for the Human Chocolate Fountain Challenge Link, before we get started, do I have your consent to turn you into a human chocolate fountain? – You have it – Oh, wow, okay Now, we have the chocolate fountain, but we need a statue That's where you come in

– Take my glasses Nothing like a good morph suit in the morning – Should be a face hole Great I gotta route this tube

– Oh! – Past your butt and all the way down your leg – Ooh, you going doing the left leg I feel! – You want me to go down the right leg? – It doesn't matter – Pick a leg! – Just as long as you don't go down the middle (laughs) – Almost got it – Did the hose breach? – Yes, we breached! – Pull it! – Now I'm gonna lock it in

– Goggles on (laughing) – It kinda looks like I may be pushing your eyes further back into your head, is it okay? You're gonna have goggle marks for days – Oh, it's tight – We're gonna get you to climb right up here, and step into the fountain, ready? – Roger, roger – Take a step

– Okay – Now step right in the middle – You already got some chocolate in there Oh yeah! I'm a statue, get it? – You feel stable? – Am I decent? Is my fig leaf big enough? – First we gotta get the whole fountain working, just get the motion and the ocean going down here, so let's turn that on – Fondue it! Whoa! – Okay, nice, that's real nice

– Whoa, oh, oh – It's like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do (laughs) – That's called a bi-don't – We are going to activate the head – Oh goodness! Is it raining in here or is it just me as a chocolate fountain? – Oh, wow

– Look at me, I'm David Have you seen this one? – [Rhett] Oh, that's real nice Yeah – I'm thinking – I got a little chocolate on myself

Mmm – This is amazing! This is freaking chocolate amazing! Oh, it's a Twinkie, didn't see that – Do you want a Twinkie? (audience laughs) Let me get a little pineapple – This is great for weddings But you know what? This fountain actually has another feature that you haven't yet experienced

Let's turn that on – What's that noise? – Oh, you're about to find out (laughs) Yeah, Link – Woo! Look at me dad! I made it! – Alright, I hate to ask you do it but can you pee into my mouth? – Take a knee, son Nothing wrong with this! Welcome to the internet, fam! (laughs) I win the internet today or at least for the next two minutes

– I've never felt closer to you (laughs) Well, there you have it, quite possibly one of humanity's greatest and most delicious achievements right here on this show and I have no regrets about it whatsoever Stick around to see more Good Mythical Morning – Are you in Australia or know somebody who is? Well listen up because we're taking our tour of Mythicality to Australia Get tickets and details on the VIP package at tourofmythicality

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