Cheesecake Factory Calorie Challenge

– We're biking away Cheesecake Factory calories – Let's talk about that

(funky electronic music) (fire crackles) Good Mythical Morning – London, Nashville, St Louis, Columbus, and Washington, DC We're playing live shows in your town and we wanna see you there Go to rhettandlinklive

com for tickets and info – They say if you're trying to eat healthier, the best way to get on track is to cook for yourself and avoid eating at restaurants, but Drake says– ♪ Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake ♪ ♪ You know I love to go there ♪ And if Cheesecake Factory's good enough for Champagne Papi, it's good enough for me – But some of the calorie counts on the menu items that, the Che-Fac is what I call it, can be out of control, so today we're going to spin our wheels and cycle through all our options in order to guess the calorie counts on some gear-shifting, crazy Cheesecake Factory dishes It's time for– ♪ That's the way ♪ ♪ Uh-huh uh-huh ♪ ♪ I bike it ♪ (funky 70s music) – Oh hi, you might notice that we're wearing Spandex and perched on bicycles and Jordan is here – Yes, he's the host of our nightmare SoulCycle session

– Get ready to be a ralphing factory, boys – Uh-oh – 'Cause here's how it works Each round I'll give you a Cheesecake Factory dish which you get to taste – Okay

– Bike contraptions are connected to our water-powered calorie-o-meter On my count, you have to pedal the water level up to your official guess When the time's up, I hit the shut-down valves and your answers will be locked in Whoever guesses the most right is named the Tour de Cramps champion – Ah

– And gets a gold cheesecake medal – Yes – Let's bike-eat – All right! – Bike-eat (funky 70s music) – First dish is Sheila's avocado chicken salad

– Okay, good ol' Sheila – Oh yeah She's actually the wife of Cheesecake Factory founder David Overton – Oh – She's known for her sunny disposition and love of diarrhea

(Rhett and crew laughs) – Now (chuckles), we've got some chicken There's avocado in this – Avocado adds calories – That packs the calories – Uh-huh, uh-huh

I got some on my shoe – I've never been a calorie counter, so I feel like unlike most games, I'm at a disadvantage (crew chuckles) – I tend to look at the calories, but at the Cheesecake Factory, you start looking around and you're just like, ah, screw it You know, so I haven't paid too much attention there – There's so much to look at besides calories at the Cheesecake Factory

– Yeah, there's like an ad for a frame store too – Yeah, yeah, that's funny What's up with that? – I think that is enough tasting time I think it is time to guess, so you two will start pedaling and stop when you think you reached the correct amount of calories – Okay so we go from 3000 down to 900 is our range, I see

– Yes – Okay – Ready, set, go (Link groans) (Rhett grunts) – Oh I got some red liquid coming up Oh yeah, I got to really pedal

– Okay here we go – 900, 1000 1100, 1200, 1300, 14 Oh yeah, oh yeah, bring it, bring it Bring it! Woo-ee! I'm actually just excited that this thing works so well

Oh but this isn't my answer I can go backwards? Oh yeah – I locked in my answer – Almost time to lock in your guesses – Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! – Three, two, one– – Wait, wait! No no no no no no no no! – Stop! – I just wanted to see how high it could get

– Hey, that's what you get for messing around, man – That's fine – That's what you get – All right – I can't go over

This isn't Price Is Right – That's right – Rhett, your guess is 1250 calories – [Rhett] Yes – My guess is– – And Link your guess is– – 2150 calories

– Yes, 2150 The points go to Link – Yes! – The actual calorie count, 1830 calories – Boom! – What? No way! – For a salad, that is a salad – What? – It's a salad and it is that unhealthy

– Crazy – Yeah, it's crazy – [Link] I was pedaling – Sheila be crazy! – Yeah Sheila was trapped in the Arctic for awhile and needed to pack on some pounds

– That's right (funky 70s music) – Next up we have Bistro Shrimp Pasta – Oh yeah – Fun fact, a– – [Link] I thought these were chicken – A bistro means a small restaurant, and an actual Cheesecake Factory is a building where cheesecakes could have been made by children working 18 hours a day until the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938

– Okay – (chuckles) Oh wow – [Link] Hmm, never had this, it's pretty good – Really good – The shrimp are fried

The noodles are coated in some sort of buttery thing – This is a good carb load – I'll call it sauce – I need that before I lock in my answer – Mm

– It's good Is Sheila responsible for this too? – Uh, no, Sheila was actually against the creation of this dish – Noodles and fried shrimp – You were wrong, Sheila – Creamy sauce, mm

– Not too creamy, it's not too creamy – Not too creamy but it's got calories written all over it – It does – Oh gosh I should have stretched

– All right that's enough tasting It's time to pedal Ready, set, go – Okay Gotta get it back up there

– [Rhett] Yep (upbeat dance music) – [Link] Oh yeah! – [Rhett] I think I'm burning off that bite – [Link] Bring it! – Woop! (Rhett sighs) – Now it's time to lock in your answers Three, two, one, stop – [Link] It's still higher than you

– Link, you are locked in at 2200 calories Rhett, you are locked in at 2000 calories, meaning Rhett is the winner The actual calorie count, 2010 calories – Whoa-ho, hey hey! – 2010 – Yeah

I zoomed in around that shrimp – Dang, son – Calculating (funky 70s music) – Now that you're sweaty, it's time for a dairy-based dessert It's the Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake

– What makes it extreme? The calories? – Uh, oh, you're looking for a hint and I'm not gonna give you one – Just whisper it to me – Link, I have to tell you, it's got a lot of calories – I can tell you that Oreo Dream is the name of an adult film and you shouldn't Google it Unless you're open-minded

(Rhett laughs) – Now what is this, what's the dollop on top? – That's a dollop of icing I'm gonna get a little taste of that just to make sure it's real – I do not believe in icing on a cheesecake So I'm deducting that from my calorie count – It doesn't have less calories just 'cause you don't like it

– That's true – That is good in a lot of different ways And it has a little, extra little Oreo just in case you want a little extra – Put that in your pocket I tend to take all things home in my pocket from Cheesecake Factory

The silverware, decor Booklet menus – And this is just the caloric count for one slice – For one slice, not an entire cheesecake, yes, one slice – Okay, mm

– Okay that's enough tasting It's time to guess Start pedaling in three, two, one, go! – Here we go! (upbeat dance music) – All right stop pedaling in three, two, one – [Link] Oh! – All right, Rhett, your guess, 1400 calories – [Rhett] It's just a slice of cheesecake

– [Jordan] Link, your guess, 1700 calories – 1730 – The actual calorie count, 1620 Link, you are closest Worth pointing out, this is less calories than the salad

– (chuckles) Yes it is – Wow – So this, you should probably eat this – Yeah, make the smart choice next time – Yeah

Oh I'll just have a cheesecake I'm trying to watch my figure (Rhett and Link chuckle) (funky 70s music) Last one, last dish, we've got the Factory Nachos with spicy chicken – Factory Nachos? – Factory Nachos – That's an appetizing– – Signature item

Fun fact about these I asked my step-dad about them, he says, "Looks the same going in as coming out" He's a colorful man – Yep – I like your step-dad

– Yeah so these are actually, what you have in front of you is a half portion but you are trying to guess the total calories for a full portion which is under the shareables – Good gracious – Section on the menu – This is, so twice this – You're not supposed to eat all the nachos yourself

– Or anything else on the menu – (chuckles) But if you were to, it would be this many nachos – I'm telling you right now, there's a lot of grease floating around on this thing You got the chicken grease, you got the guacamole grease, you got the jalapeno grease – Oh look at that

I got a floppy one – Got the chip grease – I like getting the floppy one In nachos, that rules – Floppy one's good

– [Link] All right – Okay I think that's enough tasting It's time to guess – It's gonna be a lot of pedaling – Start pedaling

– These might be deceptive – In three, two, one, go (upbeat dance music) – Going for it Going for it! Going for it! (grunts) (yelps) The burn! Oh! – Whoa! – I broke it! Lock it! – Stop, stop, stop! We're locked, we're locked– – Something's loose! – It's locked! (Rhett laughs) – Woo! – Okay – Something popped loose on my mechanism

– Okay all right – And it hit me in the back of the foot – Link– – I'm not bleeding! – Your maybe inadvertent guess was 2400 Rhett, your guess was 2600 Actual calorie count, 2800 calories

– Woo! – Rhett, you win that round But it's a perfect tie Like the nachos, you guys are going to share this golden cheesecake medal Get in here, guys, get in here – Okay

– Let me– – Oh wow – Put this Oh, your heads might be a little big for this, but we'll make do Oh, okay, you got it, great – We are the champions! – Woo! – Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing

– Meet us at the Cheesecake Factory – You know what time it is – My name is Aya and I'm about to bike across the Golden Gate Bridge And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality (wind blowing) – There she goes! – At first I was gonna say, is that legal? But then I saw the people so I guess it is

– Yeah it's legal – Click the top link to watch us play Is That On The Cheesecake Factory Menu with Jordan and Emily in Good Mythical More – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land – [Rhett] Be your Mythical best with these logos on your chest New logo tees available in a variety of colors

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