Blind Burrito Taste Test

– Which burrito reigns supremo? – Let's talk about that (alarm rings) (playful theme music) (fire blasts) Good Mythical Morning! – The mighty burrito

It's like an edible baby bundled tightly in foil – Okay, but not all foiled baby bundles are equal So today we're gonna see which burrito is the best while also testing our knowledge of America's Mexican food chains It's time for, is it obvious where we got this burrito? Or are their differences too discreet-o? Now pretty much every fast food burrito has a lot of customization options, so we had to think very carefully about how we were gonna do this – Mhm

– What we landed on was, we're gonna order the most fully loaded burrito option from each restaurant with steak or carne asada as the protein – We're gonna taste each burrito, give it a score from one to 10 and then guess where it came from Our restaurant options are Baja Fresh – Chipotle – Del Taco

– Green Burrito, or Red Burrito if you're on the east coast – Qdoba – And Taco Bell – Mhm – Whoever gets the most right wins and gets to make a cotton candy dessert burrito in Good Mythical More

– Ooh! – Let's eat all these burritos! (upbeat music) – [Rhett And Link] Round one – As you can see, we can't – And all our burritos will be brought to us on the patent pending Burrito Tuxedo – [Link] Mhm, 'cause there's nothing like a dressed up burrito (moaning excitedly) – Oh, smells like a burrito

– Now I don't want to bite the end of it because there's a lot more tor-till-a there I wanna get some tortilla less– – In the corner? – Mhm Mm, took myself a big bite – Oh man – A lot of beans in that bite

– That's a good burrito, I mean– – Very smoky beans – I am just hungry right now – I would describe these beans as signature In their smokiness – Really? – Mhm

– Signature in their smokiness? – And that's all I got in my bite – I have absolutely no clue where this is from, like, I've never even had a Green Burrito I couldn't even tell you what it was Is it green, who knows? – I just got more beans! There's nothing in this burrito except smoky beans – Hey, he's going back in, I'm going back in

Burrito Tuxedo, where are you? – Yeah but I went back in, I've still only got beans This is not a well-made burrito So this was hastily made – Hm, I got something different that time – The beans are great but I'm kinda hamstrung in giving this a great score

As a bean burrito alone, I mean I'll give it a seven But as a normal burrito, I'm gonna give this a four – Oh really? I think it tastes pretty good, but it's not the best burrito I've ever had or could imagine so I'm gonna give it a six – I have no clue where it's from though But I'll guess

– [Stevie] It's time to guess Three, two, one – Green Burrito – Qdoba? – It's definitely not Qdoba, man – I don't know

(upbeat music) – [Rhett And Link] Round two – Bring it in The more burrito, the better – [Rhett] I don't think I'm gonna be good at this, but I'm gonna have fun – Oh yeah, a lot more in this bite

– I got a pepper of some kind – Yeah I got some peppers, I got a lot of cheese A little hint of spicy– – Oh, somebody turning up the dial on the spice meter Who would do such a thing? – This is a good burrito – I mean yeah, it is

It's a burrito It's hard to screw up, isn't it? Maybe it's not, I don't know – I will say, I have a very strong guess as to where this came from and I'm surprised it's as good as it is – You have a very strong guess? – I do, yes I got a little hint of something that sold it for me

I'm 100% where this came from, and I'm saying, it's a daggone decent burrito, man I'm giving it a six – I just feel like it tastes just as good as the last one, so I'm gonna give it a six as well It's what I gave the first one – [Stevie] All right you ready to guess? – Yeah

– Three, two, one – Del Taco! – Taco Bell – [Stevie] Link, there was a delay on that one I mean you gotta just go with the three, two, one, you know – No, I clapped, and then I did the fingers, 'cause I said I'm confident

(upbeat music) – [Rhett And Link] Round three – All right, bring the next one in – Oh you want to bite another burrito? – Yes – You're not done? – You know what, I mean there are people out there, you ask them, you got one day left to live What do you wanna do? And they might say, "Well just blindfold me "and feed me burritos by hand

" I mean we got it pretty good, man Enjoy this – We got it great I'm already eating This one's got a hint of spiciness

– It's a big'un! It's a big'un! I mean, it had girth on that thing Let me try it again – This one is more spicy than anything we've eaten so far – I mean, it feels like I'm eating a ball Not a burrito, I'm just eating a ball of Mexican goodness

– Where you going? Your voice is fading Are you leaving? – No I had to go and get something to wipe myself – Okay, now that's a good burrito It's a little spicy for my taste, but the ingredients seem very high quality – This is at least two steps up in points for me

I mean I'm going all the way to an eight – I'm giving this a seven But where is it from? Moe's isn't on the list, right? – [Stevie] No Moe's – You can still guess it though We'll let you guess it

You wanna guess Moe's, just guess Moe's, bro – Moe's is back in North Carolina, but it's not as ubiquitous so it's not on here – [Stevie] Welcome to Moe's and welcome to three, two, one – Hold on, I'm not ready – Hey come on! – Oh gosh

– Stevie, that was slick! – Oh man – That was real good! – I'm trying to think what's the, oh gosh, okay, I'm ready – All right I got an answer – [Stevie] Three, two, one – Qdoba

– Qdoba – Oh we agree! – Yeah I'm almost positive As positive as I can be about this game which is not very positive, that's Qdoba – But they have like a queso – I think I tasted queso

(upbeat music) – [Rhett And Link] Round four (Link yawn-humming) – There we go – Hm I think you can tell a lot by your nose – Yeah, I was doing the same thing

You looking at me? You looking at me? – No I'm smelling at the burrito – This one's a harder burrito A lot of softness and uniformity inside – I hit a sour cream pocket, I'm not complaining Oh man

(crew laughing) – Forgive me, but I am complaining This is a little underwhelming for me – Oh, mhm – I got some rice and beans – I hit a bad spot

I hit a bad spot – I hit a not great spot either – I can't even tell you what I hit I don't even know what ingredient I'm eating right now – Yeah, this is not a great taco

This is, well it's not a taco at all If it were a taco, I might rate it higher, but I'm giving this a two – I'm not gonna go that low 'cause I would still eat the whole thing and probably half of another one So (chuckles) I'm gonna say five – You ready to guess? – Uh, yeah

– [Stevie] Three, two, one – Baja Fresh! – Del Taco – Oh – Uh-huh! – You Del'ed it – Uh-huh

Pushing ahead – Okay (upbeat music) – [Rhett And Link] Round five – Aye, bring it! – Yeah this is a good morning, man Happy, happy day

– Mm You learn a lot down here – Mhm – That's a big'un as well – Whoa, I thought I had a tomato for a second– – You still there? – I got upset

– Oh, wow – What do you mean oh wow? I'm getting some steak but– – I just dripped some I think I just felt some– – Man – On my merch – This is not a great burrito in my opinion

Is it good to you because it's very bland to me – I think I know where it is, which I think is influencing the way that I think about it and process it But I will say, I want to like it more than I am liking it – Man, I gave the last one a two, but– – You're gonna, what? No way it's down that low – I actually think this one is worse than the last one

– Whoa, all right – I'm giving this one a one! I mean it's just not, it's just not something that I like It's ruining my morning – I'm not gonna give any burrito less than a five because it feels like if I go to a four, that's saying I don't like it and again, I would eat this exclusively for a week if I had to So I'm gonna give it a five

– This is bad – Ready to guess? – This is from somebody who has no business making anything besides burgers – Okay (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Three, two one – Chipotle

– Green Burrito Red Burrito All day long – I don't think they get them that big at Green Burrito (upbeat music) – [Rhett And Link] Round six

– I think the thing that I'm discovering is that I enjoy burritos mostly by sight (Rhett chuckles) – Yeah, you're a sight eater I'm a mouth eater – All right, let me taste it (snorts) – If you could refrain from snorting, I would appreciate every bit of it

– This one's a thinner one – [Rhett] Not a lot of girth – Okay – That's not bad at all – I don't think it's great

(laughs) Man, maybe I just don't like burritos when my eyes are closed – Hmm Oh, I got some gristle I hit a gristle pocket – Do you like gristle, does that bring your rating up? – Neutral, I have a neutral position on gristle

I'm gristle-neutral – I mean this one's kinda average to me – I mean, again– – I'm gonna give it a five – I'm not gonna go back anywhere close to that eight I gave that one – Mm-mm

I have no clue where it's from though, but it's somewhere– – Yeah I'm holding steady at five on this one I could have a better burrito experience I have had better burrito experiences today, in fact – Oh yeah, I've had many So we're agreeing on a five

Do you have your guess? – Man, tricky, tricky, tricky – Okay, it all comes down to this – That gristle really throwing me off Okay I'm trying something, I got it – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one

– Baja Fresh – Del Taco And that is our final guess Can we remove the blindfolds? – [Stevie] You may remove your blindfolds – I never guessed Taco Bell

– I never guessed Chipotle, because– – [Stevie] How do you feel as if you've done? – I think Chipotle's the best but I didn't think any of those were Chipotle But I think I still won – I think the one you gave a one was Chipotle – Oh my word – I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but, okay

I have no confidence to answer your question – [Stevie] Link, you have two points – Okay – Okay, all right Pretty strong showing

– Doesn't sound great, but– – No that's really good in this game – Rhett? – Yeah – [Stevie] You have zero points (Rhett laughs) (Link exclaims) – You got zero points – Yeah, that's not surprising

– And what are we crowning as the official best burrito of Good Mythical Morning? – [Stevie] So our runner-up is Baja Fresh – Oh really? – [Stevie] And our winner is Chipotle – Oh! – Yes! – Okay – That totally makes sense – [Rhett] You gave the Qdoba a one

– My mouth did the talking That's what happens usually with my mouth (chuckling) – Wow So insightful – So I get to make a cotton candy dessert burrito in Good Mythical More

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– And I'm Billy – And we just did a blind mac and cheese taste test from Gainesville, Virginia – [Together] And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality – Is everybody okay there? I'm just making– (Link chuckles) Are they safe? If you're safe, blink twice That works, click the top link to watch Link make an epic cotton candy wrapped dessert burrito in Good Mythical More

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