Bacon Snack Taste Test

– Wake up and smell the bacon snacks – Let's talk about that

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– But today we're talking about something almost as exciting as our secret society We're talking about bacon – Yeah! – Which I've always thought bacon is a lot like lovemaking Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good You know what I'm saying? (chuckles) But since snack makers have yet to find a way to make 50 Shades of Grey flavored FUNYONS, we're gonna stuff our faces with bacon-flavored snacks

– But which bacon-flavored snacks actually taste like bacon and which are just fakin'? It's time for Super Snack Flavor Match: Bacon Edition – This is how this is gonna work Right here we have perfect, crispy bacon This is gonna be the representation of bacon in its purest form – Mm-hmm

– And this is gonna serve as our baseline for bacon-flavored snack comparison – Yep, and we're gonna rank each snack on a scale of one to 10 based solely on how close it tastes to actual bacon, not on how much we like the snack, and then we're gonna add up our scores At the end, the highest overall score will become the king of all bacon snacks and be named bacon Brian – Mm – Let's get to the first snack

– First up, RITZ Crisp & Thins, bacon flavor Now ironically, these are part of the healthy line of snacks from RITZ 50% less fat 'cause they're oven baked – Okay Have you ever tried this? I have not

– I haven't I do notice that it says they have natural flavors I hope that's natural bacon flavor – Well it didn't say that Now, the first thing you get is just like a RITZ Crackery bakeyness

But then you get hit with the smoke – And here's my theory I've tasted a lot of bacon-flavored things – [Link] Mm-hmm – Very few of them have actual bacon but they go for an approximation of bacon using liquid smoke

They're not bad – They're not great – The second one– – I will say that I don't like 'em that much – But the second one got more bacony – It did

– The third one – It did This one started out as what I thought was a one Of course we'd just eaten the real bacon – You started as a one? – And then it's creeped up to a three

Coming gently to rest at no more than a four – I don't actually think this is bad It really leveled out into a good place for me But I'm not comfortable with going any higher than a five – Okay that's a nine total

And next we got JD's BaconPOP bacon-flavored microwave popcorn On the back it says, it's the continuing story of two bacon fanatics, Justin and Dave, on a never-ending quest to make everything taste like bacon Is this a story book or popcorn? – Justin and Dave – It's safe for vegans and vegetarians – Again

– 'Cause you know vegans and vegetarians love bacon – Yeah – They just can't eat it – They just want the flavor of bacon – [Link] There's no outward signs that this is bacon-flavored popcorn

– Well there's no inward signs either once you put it in your mouth based on what I'm just tasting – We sure we got the right popcorn, guys? – I mean– – Oh – It's subtle – Super subtle – It's good

I think I might say that about most of them – And I wouldn't describe the subtlety as a smokiness, interestingly enough – But it's too subtle to really get, to get high marks – It's like you're eating popcorn but breathing bacon in it – Yeah, right

Somebody's eating bacon next to you – Yeah it's in the back of my throat kind of a thing It's like I'm breathing it, mm I'm just not getting enough bacon – I don't think, it doesn't help the popcorn a whole lot

– No it doesn't – I'm giving this a four – Two – Oh – [Link] That's a six total

– Next up, Crunchsters Beyond Bacon Sprouted Mung Bean Vegan Snack That's a mouthful Okay now the mung bean– – These can be a mouthful – It may sound like a severe testicle hernia, but it actually is just a– – When it sprouts – Legume

Mainly cultivated in India, Pakistan, and Southeast Asia – Okay, um, it's got a– – A munginess to it – A cereal-like grainy smell – [Rhett] Just poppin' one – Very crunchy, very sweet

– Yeah, super sugary – It's weird that it's so sweet – There's not much sugar in it – But bacony? – No – No

– It almost has a, it's a little floury Sugary, floury, this tastes like old cereal – I'm trying to find the bacon and not in there Maybe it's left the testicle – It's not registering bacon at all

I'm getting a lot of mung though I mean, I feel like I'm being overwhelmed with mungness – Which I like I like these – This might be my favorite thing we've snacked on so far

– Yeah it's a fun little crunchy snack – Five grams of fiber – It's like eating pills – In a serving, 20% of your daily value – But I've gotta give it a zero

I mean, I don't even have a hint of bacon It says Beyond Bacon, so far beyond it that it's no longer there Zero for me – Just because I appreciate the mungness, I'm gonna give it a one – All right that's a one total

Next up, Accoutrements Bacon Gumballs Now, I think these are intended as a gag gift but maybe there's genius in the madness – You think it's a gag gift? – Yeah people on Amazon love these things Here's a couple reviews If you're looking for the most disgusting thing ever, give these a try

Or, the smell could knock a buzzard off a meat wagon – Oh gosh – Do they stink? – I'm not a buzzard and I don't know what a meat wagon is, but oh man This has got that– – Ooh – That nasty, they tried so hard

Oh, I can't finish it Yeah – Ah! – There's a lot of things, like bacon-flavored soda, like when they try to put bacon flavor into things that shouldn't have bacon flavor, it ends up tasting like this – It's very chemically – But I'll tell you one thing

– Forward – It registered It really registered It doesn't taste anything like bacon, but it wasn't like the popcorn or the mung in which point I thought I was completely missing the bacon altogether – Yeah I'm getting hit hard

– I mean like maybe like rotten bacon flavor Bacon left out for a few days flavor – If you really commit to chewing it as I have– – I didn't – It starts to, I mean, if it's like an indigestible chunk of bacon that you just keep running around in your mouth hole, all of a sudden– – It gets more bacony? – It starts to level out Whatever this powder in the first layer is, once that's gone, you kinda settle into something that I believe is a reputable mark

Yeah, I'm gonna give it that I'm gonna give it a five I think that– – Okay You scared me there for a second – It's halfway to bacon

Perfect bacon – Halfway to bacon Like I said, it did really register and it could taste like compromised bacon so I'm gonna also give it a five – [Link] Oh that's 10 total – Next one is Fisher Smoke and Bacon Flavored Almonds

Now I'm excited about these because in the ingredients they have a few things that are very relevant Natural bacon flavor which includes pork stock, bacon fat, natural smoke flavor Also has brown sugar, some more natural smoke flavor, garlic powder They're really doing some things that get close to bacon at least in theory – First of all, they taste great

The almond woodiness really complements what they're trying to do with bacon But how well have they matched the bacon part? – Well I feel like we kinda need to isolate the bacon flavor We might need to break out the lick daddies – Oh, bring in the lick daddies! – Here! – Oh that's us – I've got the suck daddy right now

Okay, I'm finding things now Lick daddy found something – It gets, I mean– – Suck daddy found more – It's really strong It's really strong

Wow – Hey, that is a good approximation of bacon – And a great complement to an almond – Wanna make sure I'm not going crazy and get a real bite Oh– – Can you tell– – Smooth transition

Oh I could get completely mixed up here – What about a bacon-wrapped almond? That's what I'm gonna do You know you can do this with dates – That's good – Which sounds stupid

– But don't do it on a date – Bacon-wrapped almonds, y'all – You attach a little crunch to your bacon I'm giving this an eight – Mm

Me too Eight, so that's 16 Last snack, Purina Bacon Beggin' Strips Boy they look just like real bacon, except when you look at it besides real bacon – Yeah but if you're a dog, I don't even think they can see color, so just think that this all blends together

Again, these are dog treats – Okay now this is the only product with actual pork slash bacon listed in the ingredients, which could be cheating except these are for dogs Wow, there's a lot of them in this pack, and I'm willing to bet it's not actually bacon It's other parts of pork – But meat is the number one ingredient so

– Oh gosh Oh, it looked chewier than I thought it would be Yep, there's no crunch – Dogs Dogs got it rough, man

(chuckles) Get it? – Oh oh oh oh oh oh – Man– – What the heck? What is in this crap? – What are they trying to do to dogs these days? – [Link] It's like a sweet protein powder – 'Cause the thing is dogs also like bacon If you give a dog bacon, you shouldn't, but if you did, they like that So I think they do have good taste, we just don't reward 'em for it

– Here's what they're betting on That you, the owner, will not taste this (Rhett laughs) It looks like bacon and then, you get so happy giving this to your dog Look, I'm giving you bacon, you're fooled They taste it and they're like crap no

This is not bacon There's no discernible baconness to this – But they don't stop eating it They eat it, I guarantee Barbara would gorge on these things – I'm not– – I mean I keep eating it

(crew laughs) I'm trying to taste the bacon – I can't taste anything that approximates meat – No I taste a meat flavor I don't taste real meat At least not the kind of meat that I'm normally eating

– They haven't added anything that we humans get tricked into thinking it's bacon like the smoke flavoring or like a maple sugar type thing that would accompany bacon They haven't added any of that – It just looks like bacon so it gives you, like you said, it gives you the sensation that you're feeding bacon to the dog – I was really excited about this but my– – I'm gonna give it a two – My hopes have been dashed

– I'm giving it a two – I'm gonna give it a one – Oh wow – That is a three total, but we are gonna keep eating it – And what that means is that we have officially named by a wide margin

– Yes – Fisher's Smoke and Bacon Flavored Almonds as the most bacon-flavored snack that we could come up with and we're gonna officially crown it Bacon Brian – Bacon Brian – Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing – You know what time it is

– Hi I'm Carly – And I'm Tina – And I'm Cam – And we're at the– – [Together] Tour of Mythicality in Toronto, Ontario and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality – Thank you for that

Click the top link to watch us taste bacon-flavored beer and vodka in Good Mythical More – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land – [Rhett] Hey pin freaks We got some Mythical pins for you at Mythicalstore

Also I'm sorry for calling you freaks I went too far

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